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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 11:34 AM)
Nope, but I get naked guy flat on his back with arms and legs all streched out in the sauna.

How about stink bomb? The guy you can smell halfway across the gym.

what about the Loud grunter who has to let everyone in the entire gym know that he is stronger and buffer than you for every single rep he does

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 10:21 AM)
That kind of stuff is why I like carrying my nice heavy backpack. People who don't want to share the sidewalk get smacked with that as a move my shoulders to avoid contact, leaving the backpack in their path instead.

if someone is walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk, looks up, sees me, and doesn't get out of the way, i refuse to move and just lower my shoulder.

 

Granted the person has to be smaller than me :P

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QUOTE(AssHatSoxFan @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 11:52 AM)
what about the Loud grunter who has to let everyone in the entire gym know that he is stronger and buffer than you for every single rep he does

...then he make sure to drop the bar to the floor from a significant height, so that the whole gym feels the boom.

 

Ridiculous.

 

And not to pick on one gender... how about the girls who go to the gym wearing enough perfume to give me a headache from sitting next to them, and makeup that was applied with a spatula, get on a machine, set it to 1 plate and do little half-ass non-reps with it? Why bother going to the gym? Why not just go to the bar?

 

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QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 06:12 PM)
People who chew ice. People who eat on the phone. People who grunt and groan like they're orgasming while they eat a good meal (what a terrible date that is!)

 

If at all possible, I'm going to try and fit in all three of these things for the Hawks game we attend.

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QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 11:59 AM)
if someone is walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk, looks up, sees me, and doesn't get out of the way, i refuse to move and just lower my shoulder.

 

Granted the person has to be smaller than me :P

Good to see you are carrying on the tradition. Let em eat some shoulder, especially if they are looking behind them or to the sides to say hi to another frat boy.

 

 

 

Also, people who don't wait for the whistle at a hockey game are huge assholes and should rot in hell. Yeah, I said it. I'm not there to watch you, sit the f*** down/don't come back to your seat until there is a whistle. Same thing also applies, to a bit lesser degree, to the middle of an at bat at a baseball game.

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QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 01:18 PM)
Good to see you are carrying on the tradition. Let em eat some shoulder, especially if they are looking behind them or to the sides to say hi to another frat boy.

Also, people who don't wait for the whistle at a hockey game are huge assholes and should rot in hell. Yeah, I said it. I'm not there to watch you, sit the f*** down/don't come back to your seat until there is a whistle. Same thing also applies, to a bit lesser degree, to the middle of an at bat at a baseball game.

Pssh, what are you talking about? We've never had trouble with those type of people at games. :unsure:

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Couples Peeves.

 

 

Couples who have to sit side by side in a booth, even though there is no one on the other side.

 

The couples who look like they are about to have sex at the mall. They each have their hands stuffed into some part of the others clothing. Hands in pockets, stuffed in pants. You know whats about to go down, you just dont want to see it.

 

The moronic couple that has the the girl wearing the "My boyfriend is hot" while the dork has the "My girfriend is hot matching shirt"

 

Couples who dress like twins.

 

Couples who use baby talk to each other. Think the schmoopie comments from Seinfield.

 

 

 

Check your manhood peeve.

 

The guy who cant go to hooters, because their girlfriend thinks its cheating.

 

The guy who goes out to a game, and has to call his significant other like 30 times between innings to make sure she isnt mad he went to the game.

 

The same guy who mouths off about his girlfriend, and how he told her. Then 20 minutes later you hear him whispering fuzzy bunny cutesey 3 year old talk with nicknames praying for forgiveness on the cell phone.

 

The overly muscular guy in the wife beater who has the girlfriend with her ass/boobs/stomach/everything hanging out, who wants to fight everyone for giving his girlfriend who is desperate for attention a second glance.

 

The 37 year old single friend who calls his married friends about 10 times during the week asking them to go out looking for girls, yet forgets that they are married with kids and cant do it. Yet follows it up with the 'You are all whipped". This is the same guy who is pricing his corvette he cant afford, and still goes to the Alumni club trying to pick up girls half his age. Propecia and Viagra are running through his system, so you should probably not knock him too hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 03:33 PM)
I don't think I've ever seen that. I'm pretty sure I'd be ill if I did.

 

It gets better...

 

Saw it at Yorktown last weekend. The real sad thing was that the guy was in his 30s and the girl was close to 50. Granted the guy looked he just escaped from his parents basement after playing dungeons and dragons. His girl however looked like one of those dragons.

 

 

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QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 03:29 PM)
Couples Peeves.

Couples who have to sit side by side in a booth, even though there is no one on the other side.

Sorry SSI, I do that. I like to eat half of her meal, plus whisper about the funny s*** we hear other people talking about.

 

 

I like your manhood peeves. I dont like the guy who is constantly wondering if his girlfriend is mad at him. Then he acts tough like he doesnt care, yet is seen running out of whereever he is 2 min later.

 

How about the friend who gets a girlfriend and then you never see or hear from him until they break up.

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I don't like it when people mock other people's relationships as if they've always dated supermodels and class acts. Not directly at you, SSI, but prompted by your comment. I mean, so what if she looks like a dragon? You aren't dating her.

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Girls who take 3 hours to get ready and then just look like they applied 3 inches of makeup.

 

Girls who need to put on makeup to go out to breakfast or a sporting event.

 

People who use the word like every other word in a conversation.

 

Guys who own tiny little dogs.

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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Nov 7, 2007 -> 04:01 PM)
Girls who take 3 hours to get ready and then just look like they applied 3 inches of makeup.

 

Girls who need to put on makeup to go out to breakfast or a sporting event.

 

People who use the word like every other word in a conversation.

 

Guys who own tiny little dogs.

 

I concur.

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