ChiSox_Sonix Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=284021>1=7703 Thoughts? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 A dated a drunk elephant one time and believe me they need more help than Paris Hilton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 When elephants get drunk, do they see little pink people? Sorry. That's not an old joke................it's, uhhhh................vintage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Paris Hilton is so cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 02:12 PM) Paris Hilton is so cute. Did we misplace the green font again??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem. . . A lead-in like that. . . and then NO PUNCHLINE?!!? That could have been Comedy Gold, Jerry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Just another case of the drunk elephants leading the drunk elephants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 At least when around the elephants, you can't say that Paris has the biggest, drunken vagina around!!!!! or can you?????? Can we get a measurement please????!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. Well, they drank Budweiser, that's their problem in the first place. I'd get pissed too if that's all I had to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Hey they should be lucky, I bet if they were being given Red Dog or Keystone they might not even want to drink at all. Ah college frat parties, where you find out what truly is the cheapest worst beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 02:56 PM) Well, they drank Budweiser, that's their problem in the first place. I'd get pissed too if that's all I had to drink. Well played. King of Beers my curvy pink butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE(Soxbadger @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 01:59 PM) Hey they should be lucky, I bet if they were being given Red Dog or Keystone they might not even want to drink at all. Ah college frat parties, where you find out what truly is the cheapest worst beer. ......And then you drink and drink and drink that cheapest worst beer until someone goes on a beer run and brings back more cheap bad beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 02:41 PM) ......And then you drink and drink and drink that cheapest worst beer until someone goes on a beer run and brings back more cheap bad beer I love cheap beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 02:10 PM) Well played. King of Beers my curvy pink butt. FlaSoxxJim in Prince of Tides II: The King of Beers couldn't resist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 02:35 PM) Did we misplace the green font again??? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 GAUHATI, India (AP) - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India. This seems like a fairly odd set of misprints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 13, 2007 -> 01:41 PM) Just another case of the drunk elephants leading the drunk elephants... Well hopefully they didnt let Paris near the elephants, or we will need 55 gallon drums of this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Story's been retracted as false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(knightni @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 09:50 AM) Story's been retracted as false. As I posted...yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 12:52 PM) As I posted...yesterday. HEY! Drunk elephants move slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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