Texsox Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Last night as I shuffled off to bed thoughts of this thread played all in my head a topic we have not started before B4! Bingo cried Jim from the Florida old men's store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Whatever thoughts are floating around in my head are much better left...unsaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 08:10 AM) Last night as I shuffled off to bed thoughts of this thread played all in my head a topic we have not started before B4! Bingo cried Jim from the Florida old men's store That Bingo reference was less than great. And I can't recall if there is a G48. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Another random thread from our friend Tex Add him to the list of folks a few cards short of full decks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 I’ve often thought to post in meter ‘til thoughts of odd reactions deter me from such an exercise but with the can of worms now pried by Tex I guess the college try I’ll give to this frivolity Yet with that said I scratch my head, to wit, what should the subject be? Rock and Roll or Politics? Buehrle’s cutter? Chicks with dicks? I know the last would scare away most SoxTalk folks (But not PA) Economy or Evolution? Immigration or Pollution? Hot plate moves, minor league news, what timely topic should I choose? Alas, alas, alack-a-day It seem I I’ve not got $hit to say In short, it’s just another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 09:13 AM) I’ve often thought to post in meter ‘til thoughts of odd reactions deter me from such an exercise but with the can of worms now pried by Tex I guess the college try I’ll give to this frivolity Yet with that said I scratch my head, to wit, what should the subject be? Rock and Roll or Politics? Buehrle’s cutter? Chicks with dicks? I know the last would scare away most SoxTalk folks (But not PA) Economy or Evolution? Immigration or Pollution? Hot plate moves, minor league news, what timely topic should I choose? Alas, alas, alack-a-day It seem I I’ve not got $hit to say In short, it’s just another day. Alack-a-day is not a word, and thus your poem is a turd. I really want to leave my work, so many duties I will shirk. But then I have to ride the train, the CTA gives me a pain. This stupid virus has me dreary, Head is stuffy, eyes are bleary, All day long I wheeze and cough, co-workers I'm chasing off, why'd I come in when I'm sick? I'm sure they think that I'm a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 08:55 AM) Another random thread from our friend Tex Add him to the list of folks a few cards short of full decks Friends of Tex from the lunatic fringes It's Jim and he to accept the challenges. I hold my breath, waiting for Nantucket Responsibility? I will simply duck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 09:47 AM) Friends of Tex from the lunatic fringes It's Jim and he to accept the challenges. I hold my breath, waiting for Nantucket Responsibility? I will simply duck it Duck responsibility, is that what you said? May the bird of paradise s*** on your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 Last Monday afternoon I raked Until my back and shoulder ached And on my thumb appeared a blister More annoying than my sister 7 bags with leaves I filled The chore left me less than thrilled Later that day I looked outside With what I saw, I nearly cried Already many more leaves did fall Seemed like I hadn't raked at all That stupid, thankless autumn chore I will do at least twice more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 Raking leaves, what a pain tall palm trees, line my lane Cold front blows, down to sixtyfive. Good to be alive my polyphonic prose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 What are you thinking about? My girlfriend always asked me, without a doubt. Lamest question on Earth. I was always left in dearth. That's why she's on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 12:39 PM) Cold front blows, down to sixtyfive. If it were sixty-five, I'd jump and jive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(Felix @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 02:49 PM) If it were sixty-five, I'd jump and jive Stop complaining 'bout the weather Just break out the whips and leather When the weather's hot and sticky Ain't the time for dunkin' dickey When the frost is on the pumpkin THAT'S the time for dickey dunkin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 02:59 PM) Stop complaining 'bout the weather Just break out the whips and leather When the weather's hot and sticky Ain't the time for dunkin' dickey When the frost is on the pumpkin THAT'S the time for dickey dunkin' (my poem: inspired by jim and his clearly LSD induced poem about finding love in all the wrong places) this I'd expect from Southsider or the Kap(tain) but I must admit it got me a-laughin' The more I did think, the label was never fitter It's like having first try at the pick of the litter... Indeed there are many things that people can mutter but 'tis as they say, "there goes Jim, the pumpkin Fu#$er" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 15, 2007 Author Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 05:23 PM) (my poem: inspired by jim and his clearly LSD induced poem about finding love in all the wrong places) this I'd expect from Southsider or the Kap(tain) but I must admit it got me a-laughin' The more I did think, the label was never fitter It's like having first try at the pick of the litter... Indeed there are many things that people can mutter but 'tis as they say, "there goes Jim, the pumpkin Fu#$er" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 06:23 PM) (my poem: inspired by jim and his clearly LSD induced poem about finding love in all the wrong places) this I'd expect from Southsider or the Kap(tain) but I must admit it got me a-laughin' The more I did think, the label was never fitter It's like having first try at the pick of the litter... Indeed there are many things that people can mutter but 'tis as they say, "there goes Jim, the pumpkin Fu#$er" I never get bored if I'm close to a gourd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooftop Shots Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Have to set my alarm, before the rooster's a crowin' The roadmaps in my eyes, are continually growin' Got a word from my forman, it was real surpris'n, Have to start work real early....before the sun's rise'n Will Kenny deal by tomorrow, it is that, that I wonder, We'll see if it's Cabrera, or even Tori Hunter. So now off to dreamland, as my bed I'll be stalk'n, Goodnight to my friends who are still busy soxtalk,n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 It'd be nice if Kenny signed Hunter To replace that old 'Husker punter and if he deals Crede to the the thirdbase needy Getting Cabrera would be a real stunner Limerick style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 QUOTE(YASNY @ Nov 16, 2007 -> 10:26 AM) It'd be nice if Kenny signed Hunter To replace that old 'Husker punter and if he deals Crede to the the thirdbase needy Getting Cabrera would be a real stunner Limerick style Bring Owens or Anderson Back Torri can suck on my cack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I'm not thrilled we resigned Juan Uribe Can we find another shortstop on Ebay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Oh the weather up north is frightful In Texas, it's so delightful As long as I'm way down here Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAUL KONERKO 14 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 pizza is the s*** now im off to take a hit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 QUOTE(PAUL KONERKO 14 @ Nov 16, 2007 -> 04:02 PM) pizza is the s*** now im off to take a hit (from the PA wants to rap files) *cue chunky bass and scratchy record* right on Pk, I totally agree, cos pizza is the Mother Dunkin' bees knees. I've been at work for like 24 hours no sleep for me, it's like I'm Jack Bauer a public john is not the way to go who's hair is that? why's there a puddle on the floo' so great, so grand you're off to take a hit? dude, be glad your not me, I need to take a $hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimne piwo Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 A vertebrate has a back that's straight. A primate has the size and shape Of a monkey, a man, or any old ape! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 If you think I'm sweet and sappy, Then your face I'll have to slappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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