knightni Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 (edited) Edited January 1, 2008 by knightni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I didnt think this would be the first. Come on people, be more funny! The Critic, picking up my queue and making some glorious Soxtalk music QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 7, 2008 -> 12:05 PM) [REAL MEN OF GEEEEEENIUUUUUUS!] Here's to YOU, Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displayer [Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displaaaaaaayer] When you feel like sharing your innermost thoughts, you go to just the right place - an anonymous message board! [Nobody knows yooooou] Posting a gushy "thank you" message in the Pale Hose Talk section just shows that YOU MEAN IT, MAAAAN! [Why not Sex, Lies and Music???] So here's to you, Internet Man-Hugger - your buddies would give you grief for this....if anyone knew who you really were.... [Mr. Sensitive Online Gratitude Displaaaaaaaaayyyyyerrrrrrrrrrrrr] [Anheuser Busch - why, it's just fine, thanks for asking!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ Jan 9, 2008 -> 09:20 PM) I figured the dog's name was Dick. In reply to the dog shooting a hunter in the face. I'm a sucker for Dick Cheney shotgun jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I almost spit my drink out when reading this. Haven't tried it yet, though. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?s=...t&p=1561345 Knightni Word to the wise... NEVER Google "anus ottoman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 Thursday Lunch thread time! QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 17, 2008 -> 02:28 PM) Green Bamboo in Keller, Texas. Authentic Vietnamese food. That's not my favorite, but I lived to tell about it, I think. QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 17, 2008 -> 02:29 PM) Nothing worse than *imitation* Vietnamese food . . . QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jan 17, 2008 -> 02:30 PM) *bark bark* ... ... ... SMACK! ... ... ... *sizzle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 22, 2008 -> 11:05 AM) This was me watching the game with my wife during every Freddy start in 2006: "Okay, watch what he does.....ONE look to first.....sloooooooooow leg-lift and delivery!" "I swear to God, I can't steal on ANY major-league pitcher, but I could steal on Freddy Garcia EVERY TIME!!!" "LOOK, here we go again!!! ONE LOOK, LEGLIFT, STOLEN BASE!!!" And this was her reaction: No wait, that wasn't it.....oh yeah, THIS was her reaction: then "No, you STILL couldn't steal on him." then about the horrible life decision she made almost 16 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 1, 2008 -> 09:02 AM) (Ron Paul) needs to forget about money and start raising some votes. He is fading into oblivion faster than Bobby Brown. QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 1, 2008 -> 03:39 PM) Lay off of Bobby Brown. . . to his credit he's the only one to ever beat Houston almost as badly as the 2005 World Series Champs. QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 1, 2008 -> 03:54 PM) Its my prerogative. I can do what I want to do. Ah yes. Nothing quite says "Hey! I'm an old guy!" like quoting Bobby Brown lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 QUOTE(Cerbaho-WG @ Feb 4, 2008 -> 11:51 AM) The troops flat out don't give a f*** if a team wears camouflage or not. It's a dumb, empty gesture that makes the players look like idiots. QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 4, 2008 -> 03:36 PM) How can they look like idiots if you can't see them? I lol'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 6, 2008 Author Share Posted February 6, 2008 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 6, 2008 -> 10:15 AM) Nixon lost to Kennedy, in part, because he sweated like Mike Tyson in a spelling bee during their televised debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Follow along As FlaSoxxJim is served . . . QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 9, 2008 -> 11:24 AM) I'd come over there and slap you for that bad geriatric pun. . . but instead I'll just sit here until my ED medication wears off. From Southsider2k5 Just remember if it lasts longer than 4 hours, go to the ER! QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 10, 2008 -> 09:40 AM) That's a good idea, thanks. And I'll know if it's been four hours because I'm kinda my own sundial too! QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 11, 2008 -> 08:22 AM) and on your left you will see the World's Smallest Sundial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 har-dee-har-har. :lolhitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Feb 25, 2008 -> 03:27 PM) I met Crede's dad during spring training a couple of years ago. He was really nice. Probably still is. QUOTE(Felix @ Feb 25, 2008 -> 03:30 PM) But could he beat up Fields' dad? Thats the real question. QUOTE(almagest @ Feb 25, 2008 -> 03:33 PM) Searching Google for "Josh Fields' dad" gave me a picture of Ray Liotta. Point to the Fields side. I luuuuuuuuv good exchanges. Good natured good exchanges -- it must be spring training time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Feb 28, 2008 -> 12:50 AM) Let (the Cubs) play (at the Cell). Let's welcome them in with open arms and make them feel like they're at home. Turn off the jumbotron, close all parking lots, close half the bathrooms, and only sell hot dogs and popcorn at the concession stands. As an added bonus, I'll volunteer to drop bricks on people's heads periodically throughout each game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 Dungeons & Dragons founder/creator Gary Gygax passes away. Sad, but FlaSoxxJim always knows the right things to say when we're down in the dumps. QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 4, 2008 -> 05:33 PM) Quick! Somebody get their Cleric to resurrect him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Mar 4, 2008 -> 12:03 PM) You don't know that (Richar is bad). You believe that, but you don't know. Just because Danny Richar pissed in your cheerios everyday doesn't mean mine taste like piss too. QUOTE(Shadows @ Mar 5, 2008 -> 01:56 PM) If you eat cheerios with piss in it, does it still help lower your cholesterol? QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Mar 5, 2008 -> 07:11 PM) Are you looking for a scientific answer here? I do not want to be in that test group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Soxy muses on Governor and prostitution prosecutor/solicitor Elliot Spitzer's current situation: QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 10, 2008 -> 03:25 PM) It's all over the NYT and the Trib. Spitzer is totally f***ed. At least he won't have to pay for it this time. . . :lolhitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Middle Buffalo slams Grandpa Tex's age and weight with but a single zinger: I'm on meds which could be reduced or eliminated if I lost weight Taking Viagra just to see "it" every now and again. So sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Trying to find an appropriate nickname for Alexei Ramirez: QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Mar 23, 2008 -> 12:37 AM) I heard Ozzie call him the Cuban Missile. QUOTE(SoxFanForever @ Mar 23, 2008 -> 01:19 AM) So I guess calling the 2B situation the Cuban Missile Crisis would be too easy? QUOTE(RME JICO @ Mar 23, 2008 -> 08:08 AM) Since Uribe is involved, maybe "The Bay of Pigs" would be more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 QUOTE(bschmaranz @ Mar 24, 2008 -> 09:16 AM) When are they erecting the Todd Ritchie statue? QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 24, 2008 -> 09:36 AM) They already have several throughout the park. They are made of porceline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 From the thread where BobDylan shows off the basketball hoop made entirely out of empty hardpack smoke boxes accumulated by e and his roommate: QUOTE(3E8 @ Mar 30, 2008 -> 11:57 AM) Impressive. Shouldn't be too long before one of you coughs up a lung and you've got your basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 QUOTE(lostfan @ Mar 31, 2008 -> 07:36 PM) I actually don't use a computer for an internet connection, I actually just sit down with a sharpened Ethernet cable and stick it into my vein. When I'm done, I take it out and swab it with alcohol. QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Mar 31, 2008 -> 08:29 PM) Y'know, you should swab it with alcohol BEFORE you stick it into your vein...lest you get a virus. Alright, I'll boo myself...BOOOOOO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 In the Coming Tech...Emergency Texts Thread... Great, emergency alerts in limited letters. "RUN!" Nice one Balta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Why would anyone vote no for a Jose Valentin statute? QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Apr 16, 2008 -> 01:45 AM) Probably just people who think he deserves two statues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Texsox OWNS Dick_allen in the Frank Thomas Thread (Dick Allen @ Apr 20, 2008 -> 10:36 PM) I'm confused as to how hitting like crap, but staying in the line-up so a $10 million option will certainly kick in is a sign of wanting to EARN his money. (Texsox @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 07:20 AM) Simple. Sitting on the bench versus playing on the field. The people you see sitting on the bench with the ultra-clean uniforms are called coaches and earn considerably less. The people on the field are players. Coaches earn money by sitting on the bench and thinking, players earn money by being on the field and playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Mreye responding to the thread about the top infrastructure places to avoid in the USA. QUOTE (mreye @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 11:01 AM) No Wrigley Field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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