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QUOTE (The Critic @ May 5, 2008 -> 08:49 AM)
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-r...p&type=lgns

 

The article doesn't say why Bale punched the hotel room door.

Maybe room service was late? The ice machine was broken? The pool was closed?

 

Dumbass.

:lolhitting

 

 

QUOTE (shipps @ May 5, 2008 -> 08:59 AM)
Drunken injuries are always so confusing the next day.

 

OMG, how many people saw themselves in that post?

 

 

 

me neither :unsure:

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QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 6, 2008 -> 02:56 PM)
Just got back from court. I will be sentenced to 10 days in CC for driving on a statutory suspended license (it was originally suspensed for driving drunk). Anyway, I've never been in actual jail before. I'm a little nervous. Has anybody from the board spent any time in jail? What should I expect? Are the "don't drop the soap or else" myths true? Any info will be appreciated.

 

 

QUOTE (shipps @ May 6, 2008 -> 03:34 PM)
Wow after reading the posts in this thread jail dont seem half bad.I could really use a vacation,do they have pamphlets or a website with their rates? :P

 

Shipps and NSS have caused havoc with my keyboard today.

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QUOTE (juddling @ Jun 10, 2008 -> 05:12 PM)
Here's the best Headline i saw about the Benson release....

 

"The Chicago Bears show Cedric Benson the door, which promptly knocks him back for a two-yard loss"

 

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NBA player Marko Jaric gets engaged to a hot Victoria's Secret virgin model named Adriana Lima.

 

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Jun 13, 2008 -> 08:29 PM)
:o :angry:

These are my reactions to that news, this man may have struck gold.

 

 

QUOTE (EvilJester99 @ Jun 13, 2008 -> 08:31 PM)
He hasn't struck it quite yet.... :lolhitting
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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jul 30, 2008 -> 10:05 AM)
why didn't anybody tell me Puddle of Mudd concerts suck? I left like an hour into it and just went to the bar to get hammered. Now I have a headache.

 

 

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jul 30, 2008 -> 10:28 AM)
The fact that the band came to the Dakota's should have been the first hint that they blow.

 

 

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 30, 2008 -> 02:34 PM)
Gage with a rare moment of hilarity.

I been waiting three years for Gage to say something close to POTM worthy . . . :lolhitting

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QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 02:22 AM)
Some rookie SP Waters from Baltimore shut out LAA in 8 innings today. :cheers

 

 

QUOTE (Jenks Heat @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 02:45 PM)
"Somebody bring me some Water(s)"

 

Some good old school Melissa Etheridge right there.

 

 

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 03:02 PM)
Please hand in your man card on your way out the door.

 

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QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 08:40 PM)
I wore a Sox jersey to a department function out here once, a lady approached me and asked about it, turns out she was good friends with Kelley. Right around the time he had that brief stint with the dodgers. Closest thing I have to a real connection to anyone.

 

 

QUOTE (TCQ @ Aug 7, 2008 -> 07:55 AM)
Woah thats kinda depressing...Ill be your friend if you want

 

:notworthy

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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 04:28 PM)
Division is ours to "Loose"? ;)

 

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 04:29 PM)
Should this poll be restarted after todays news???

 

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 04:44 PM)
You mean today's noose?

 

Slight misspelling in a poll (see the first post) leads to cleverness that should be commemorated. Nicely done.

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QUOTE (almagest @ Oct 8, 2008 -> 04:34 PM)
Yeah, this was pretty much inevitable the moment she told you about "seeing other people." Focus on enjoying yourself at college, and surrounding yourself with as many boobs as possible.

 

 

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 12:38 PM)
He IS on Soxtalk, isn't he? There are lots of boobs on this board.
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From the (color)-out Game thread

 

QUOTE (The Critic @ Oct 18, 2008 -> 09:24 AM)
A better version of this joke follows:

 

The Cubs could have a Blue-Out Day because the Dodgers blew them out 3 times in a row.

 

:P

:lolhitting :notworthy

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QUOTE (Texsox @ Oct 23, 2008 -> 07:21 AM)
Titanic

 

About fifteen minutes in I started thinking, I have three more hours of this s***?!

 

 

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Oct 23, 2008 -> 08:16 AM)
After 15 minutes I was rooting for the Ocean.

 

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QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Nov 6, 2008 -> 07:45 AM)

 

Gibbs To Be White House Press Secretary

 

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Nov 6, 2008 -> 01:32 PM)
So many free energy jokes, and only a few years to get them in...

 

:lolhitting :lolhitting

 

Balta's science-nerdiness makes me look downright cool by comparison.

 

 

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Jaime Torres, 19 year old Cuban free agent 3B Dayan Viciedo's agent, stated that the portly Viciedo was a 5 tool guy.

 

Stan Bahnsen's reply:

 

QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Nov 15, 2008 -> 01:38 PM)
What Torres failed to mention is that three of those (five) tools are a fork, a knife and a spoon.

 

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