shipps Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 09:48 PM) Are you kidding me? It took this long to post about this? Man, you admins are self-absorbed! So shipps, there's no way that's true, is it? And if it is...and it was long enough, would it actually point to the place that hurts? If not, I think it should. I mean, when I stub my toe, my groin hurts! From everyone I asked in the ER they say for the most part its true.You break your right arm 99% of the time it will naturally lean to the right side or vice versa.There are times when a doc might even take it into account if someone is in a car accident and not conscious enough to tell them where they are hurting and there isnt physical evidence they might focus on a certain part of the body if the dong is giving them a hint. Edited February 14, 2008 by shipps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 01:45 PM) Nope. Well, yep. Just whenever I decide I have enough time to do it. Now ain't it. see....fascists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 So I'm watching the ABC news just now, and they're doing the split screen thing with a national financial reporter. As she signs off the camera and mic stay live when they should be back in studio. She pauses for a few seconds, making sure she's clear. And the studio anchors start reading their next story... "A new study finds bored workers are more likely to complain than busy workers" and before he can get half way through that statement, you can see the financial reporter leave the split screen exclaiming "tell MSNBC thanks for blasting that damn music in my ear." Classic. /awaits youtubage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I have a really bad feeling I'll be seeing "hannah montana/Miley Cyrus: best of both worlds" sometime this weekend... the things I do for my wife and her babysitting habits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Adults with braces is weird. "Shooter" with Mark Wahlberg and Danny Glover has one of the weirdest dynamics in this regard because Glover clearly has those invisible bracers and talks with a crazy lisp but is the "bad guy". nothing less suspensful than a villian with a lisp and braces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Quotation from my mom: There aren't glaciers in New Zealand. It's in the tropics. Me: No mom it's right by Antarctica. Mom: No, it's in the tropics! Me: Please give the phone to dad now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Throwing up is fun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Feb 17, 2008 -> 08:56 PM) Throwing up is fun.... You idiot, throw down, throwing up and getting it all over yourself, is gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Feb 17, 2008 -> 08:56 PM) Throwing up is fun.... Alternate reply for baseball fans Better to keep it down in the strike zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Feb 17, 2008 -> 08:56 PM) Throwing up is fun.... We must be long lost twins. I did the same thing tonight out of nowhere. Mine wasn't alcohol related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 17, 2008 -> 07:26 PM) We must be long lost twins. I did the same thing tonight out of nowhere. Mine wasn't alcohol related. Mine wasn't either. I was feeling good most of the day too and than it came on out of nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Feb 18, 2008 -> 02:05 PM) Mine wasn't either. I was feeling good most of the day too and than it came on out of nowhere. feeling good, then throwing up!? Where have I heard that before? Where you feeling really good? Like bullet proof? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 18, 2008 -> 02:08 PM) feeling good, then throwing up!? Where have I heard that before? Where you feeling really good? Like bullet proof? Tequlia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I just had an email alert testing my campus' crime system. That caused me to pause and pucker up as I opened the email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge. I was perhaps one and a half years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy She watches him drink it up. Then she says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 My drive to work this morning, which usually takes about an hour, took 2.5 hours. I drove faster when we had 7" of snow and when we had fog so thick I could barely see the front of my car than I did today. I-55 sucks. I swear, someone farts on that road there is a 20 minute delay. About 7:55, my OCD started giving me fits, and I was screaming, hitting the steering wheel with my hands, and chanting little phrases to calm myself down. I HATE being 30 minutes late to work, even though it wasn't my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Feb 20, 2008 -> 09:17 AM) My drive to work this morning, which usually takes about an hour, took 2.5 hours. I drove faster when we had 7" of snow and when we had fog so thick I could barely see the front of my car than I did today. I-55 sucks. I swear, someone farts on that road there is a 20 minute delay. About 7:55, my OCD started giving me fits, and I was screaming, hitting the steering wheel with my hands, and chanting little phrases to calm myself down. I HATE being 30 minutes late to work, even though it wasn't my fault. But it's good to be King! At least you didn't have to face a boss that tells you to leave earlier so you won't be late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 20, 2008 -> 09:21 AM) But it's good to be King! At least you didn't have to face a boss that tells you to leave earlier so you won't be late I leave an hour early as it is! But I yelled at myself just to make it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Feb 20, 2008 -> 09:26 AM) I leave an hour early as it is! But I yelled at myself just to make it right. Sure you did, now get to work! If I were you, I'd think about working through lunch so I'm not pissed off even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 "You People" could their be a more ignorant statement on the planet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Everyone in our department got told by our "new" boss we need to start getting into work at 8:30 at the latest (people were getting slack and coming in 8:40 etc.). But since I only have 5 weeks left in my position, I can't really be bothered changing my routine in the morning, to come in 10 mins earlier (especially when my boss isn't even in the office in the morning half the time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Idiot eBay buyers This one seller has t-mobile Dash phones ending about every four hours. Seriously, one after the other, no end in sight. All refurbished, same description, same everything. So why does the ending price vary from $135 to $205? Do buyers not look? I'm liking bid assistant. I load ten at a time and place a low bid and I'm waiting. Sooner or later, I'll find the bargain. I love eBay for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Snitchin' is b****in' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 2nd time in a week and a half that we've had an "ice" day and got off school. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Isnt it funny how old people jack-up words and names?My grandfather was explaining this organic juice that he likes and he kept on saying orgasm.And then he always calls the grocery store Fairplay,Foreplay.Its like,Gramps what the hell is on your mind!?And I would be willing to bet that he has never said a Whitesox player name correctly no matter how easy you think it would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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