FlaSoxxJim Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 13, 2008 -> 04:33 PM) Speaking of surveillance cameras, how are the ones that America's Funniest Home Videos installed in your bedroom working out? I kid, because I can If they throw the Benny Hill theme music on top of whatever they caught on tape it'll be a network smash hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 13, 2008 -> 04:47 PM) If they throw the Benny Hill theme music on top of whatever they caught on tape it'll be a network smash hit. They'd laugh thinking that the film was sped up, but actually, that's just how fast you finish. I kid because, I like to be a follower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 13, 2008 -> 07:23 PM) They'd laugh thinking that the film was sped up, but actually, that's just how fast you finish. I kid because, I like to be a follower. Get in. Get out. Get a sammich. Ladies Man, that's what I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 13, 2008 -> 06:48 PM) Get in. Get out. Get a sammich. Ladies Man, that's what I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 If only Zamfir had seen this flowchart in time. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 OH MY F'N GOD IT'S MRS. BIGFOOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What IS that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 08:32 AM) What IS that? The pic of the day from Jim's porn collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Mar 13, 2008 -> 11:10 AM) Geckos feet inspire high tech bandage I know its petty, but they don't even have a picture of a gecko, they have a picture of a bearded dragon. Im a stickler for this type of stuff because I used to own both a bearded dragon and a gecko, and they really dont look that much alike Beg differ, but your mad herpetologist skilz apparently aren't what they used to be. The animal pictured in that piece is in fact a New Caledonian crested gecko, Rhacodactylus ciliatus. The spikey projections above the eyes are a dead giveaway. Some other shots of this species that include the more gecko-like anatomical aspects. The head of the animal pictured in the article doesn't look quite as robust as the shots above, but there is quite a bit of morphological variation among the strains sold as pets. The thin-head animals are sometimes called crowned geckos. There is also sexual dimorphism in teh species, with only the males having the crown. And while they have spikes just about everywhere else, none of the Pogona (bearded dragons) species I know of have the eyelash=looking things the crested geckos have. Pagona vitticeps (pic below), is the one typicallly sold as pets, and you can see it's quite a bit different than the crested gecko. Edited March 14, 2008 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 02:41 AM) OH MY F'N GOD IT'S MRS. BIGFOOT! QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 09:32 AM) What IS that? QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 09:34 AM) The pic of the day from Jim's porn collection What the heck are you all referring to? I don't think I'm seeing the image you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 (edited) QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 09:13 AM) Beg differ, but your mad herpetologist skilz apparently aren't what they used to be. The animal pictured in that piece is in fact a New Caledonian crested gecko, Rhacodactylus ciliatus. The spikey projections above the eyes are a dead giveaway. Some other shots of this species that include the more gecko-like anatomical aspects. The head of the animal pictured in the article doesn't look quite as robust as the shots above, but there is quite a bit of morphological variation among the strains sold as pets. The thin-head animals are sometimes called crowned geckos. There is also sexual dimorphism in teh species, with only the males having the crown. And while they have spikes just about everywhere else, none of the Pogona (bearded dragons) species I know of have the eyelash=looking things the crested geckos have. Pagona vitticeps (pic below), is the one typicallly sold as pets, and you can see it's quite a bit different than the crested gecko. the initial picture on the page was changed. It was a Bearded first, then they changed it to a gecko later in the day, probably due to someone like me emailing them about it. I owned both, I had Leopard, brown, and tokay Geckos, and a female Bearded dragon. It was a stock photo from getty images of a dragon on a vet table or something Edited March 14, 2008 by kyyle23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 10:22 AM) the initial picture on the page was changed. It was a Bearded first, then they changed it to a gecko later in the day, probably due to someone like me emailing them about it. I owned both, I had Leopard, brown, and tokay Geckos, and a female Bearded dragon. It was a stock photo from getty images of a dragon on a vet table or something OK, then, I'll rescind my suspicions over your herp acumen. And now I know who to talk with about crazy-cool things like anoles having two penises and such that usually make normal people wriggle a bit uncomfortably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 09:43 AM) OK, then, I'll rescind my suspicions over your herp acumen. And now I know who to talk with about crazy-cool things like anoles having two penises and such that usually make normal people wriggle a bit uncomfortably. LOL, we can talk herps anytime. I had a Vieled Chameleon for 6 years before he passed away(considering life expectancy is 4-6 years, I wasnt completely heartbroken). Its going to be a while, but I think I am going for a monkey-tailed skink as my next lizard. I havent owned a completely vegetarian lizard since I had an iguana in high school(which had to go, those things are just a pain in the arse). I saw a MT Skink at a herp show and I really liked how laid back they were. If not, I would like a Euromastyx, but the heat specifications for those things are off the charts because they are desert lizards. I think I read somewhere they need a consistent 95- 105 degree spot in their cage, and the rest of the cage can be no cooler than 85 degrees? Thats nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 09:55 AM) LOL, we can talk herpies anytime. Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 01:35 AM) If only Zamfir had seen this flowchart in time. . . QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 09:15 AM) What the heck are you all referring to? I don't think I'm seeing the image you're talking about. *You* posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(evilmisquoter @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 11:31 AM) Ew. nicely played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 12:35 PM) *You* posted it. Holy Cr@ppp! :o That is unsettling indeed. Yikes, that's not what I linked to. I linked to a goofball panflute flowchart and the chuckleheads and Chucklehead went and swapped the image. THIS is what was supposed to be there: Now the question, do I revise history and delete Mr. Manboobs on Parade or do I live him up to scar the psyches of everybody who reads the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 sure you did. I think your porn contribution needs to stay. And if anyone is turned on by that pic, PM PA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 So, prostitution can't be the world's oldest profession because if it was, how did people pay them? They couldn't have without any goods and services which would have to have been procured through some sort of work. I believe a great pair of philosophers put it best when they said: The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothing but a fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 03:51 PM) I believe a great pair of philosophers put it best when they said: The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothing but a fee. and "oker". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 03:54 PM) and "oker". That took me a second. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 13, 2008 -> 07:48 PM) Get in. Get out. Get a sammich. Ladies Man, that's what I am. QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 02:35 AM) I thought that these had corrolation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 14, 2008 -> 02:51 PM) So, prostitution can't be the world's oldest profession because if it was, how did people pay them? They couldn't have without any goods and services which would have to have been procured through some sort of work. I believe a great pair of philosophers put it best when they said: The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothing but a fee. Before that, they were amateurs. Regardless, she had to sell it first, so sales is probably the oldest profession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 BTW, spent a couple hours this afternoon at the beach. Spring Break is slow compared to years past, but the offshore breeze was sweet. It's over 100 degrees here today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWSGuy406 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Can someone who knows a bit about computers help me out? It says I only have about 150 MB (I think it's MB) on my computer left and basically I can't download anything without a message popping up that the space left is at dangerously low levels. I was told that clearing out "cached" files was something I should do but I'm not sure how to do that. Can someone help me out? FWIW, I'm running on Windows XP (don't know if that helps any). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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