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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Apr 20, 2008 -> 12:30 PM)
The new commercials for Orkin, with the giant bugs trying to convince people to let them into their house, are kind of funny, but they're also really creepy to me.

 

I like the pizza delivery one. The tone of the bugs voice is funny.

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QUOTE (Brian @ Apr 20, 2008 -> 01:53 PM)
I like the pizza delivery one. The tone of the bugs voice is funny.

 

See, that voice came off more as a rapist or murderer to me. That's what I meant by it being a little creepy.

 

EDIT: I want to clarify, I think they're also funny.

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QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 08:13 PM)
soxtalk doesn't work in FireFox for me anyone. WTH?

 

I am replying to this from my wifes computer, Windows XP SP2 and Firefox.

 

Clear you cache and private data. Then click on start, run, and cmd You will get a dos prompt. Type ipconfig /flushdns

 

Then try it again.

 

 

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QUOTE (shipps @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 08:43 PM)
That is so weird that my last post went like three times.There must be something wrong with the soxtalk network?
Ya that is weird dude you should post something in another thread to see if it does the same thing,
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The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome.

 

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

 

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woma n of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

 

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We j! ust had wild sex all night.'

 

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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We discussed this in chat, briefly. I'll admit last weeks was good -- definitely the best of the season thus far -- but South Park still has been a disappointment for quite awhile.

 

I went to southparkstudios.com and browsed through the first seven episodes of each season, and this season is among the worst. Atleast from my perspective.

 

If I had to pinpoint a moment where South Park jumped the shark, it would have to be their Imagination Trilogy late last season. You could have reasonably fit everything into two episodes. Parker/Stone just thought, hey, we don't have anything good to write about so lets push this out to three episodes.

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Harry gets home late one night and, Jo, his wife says,

'Where in the hell have you been?' Harry replies,

'I was out getting a tattoo.'

A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

What the hell were you thinking?' she said,

shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would a retiree

gets a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can

stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Harry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.....

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Economic stimulus payments will be issued according to the last two-digits of the main filer's Social Security number. People who use direct deposit also will be among the first to receive the payments starting May 2. Paper checks will be put in the mail starting May 16.

 

last two numbers? BigEd only has one number . . .

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