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QUOTE (shipps @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 09:01 AM)
Is cougar a new term for the old hot chix?It seems like people use it all the time now.

That term has been around for a long time. Specifically, it refers to older women who chase younger men. And usually, the women are portrayed as older, rich women.

 

Which is why the article that came out prior to the Chicago cougar stories, titled "Cougar in Wilmette?", was particularly amusing.

 

 

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The Top 16 Signs You Might Be in a Cult

 

 

16> "Today's reading is from the Gospel according to Melvin..."

 

15> Your 2007 tax return listed as a business expense $175,000

for paper daisies.

 

14> "Teh Elevnth Cumanmint: Thou Shalt Not Cuvit Dogs...

DO NOT WANT!"

 

13> The only people you associate with also own a Macintosh.

 

12> You find yourself cashless, homeless, wifeless and nutless

with your hopes pinned to a spaceship that was *supposed*

to be here last week.

 

11> Lucky you: Your 16th birthday and your 5th wedding anniversary

fall on the same day!

 

10> Despite having less sex appeal than Charles Nelson Reilly,

you get more tail than Charlie Sheen.

 

9> Sunday after Mass, instead of lunch at the IHOP, Dad pulls

the minivan into Astrid Galaxicorr's Teleportational

Applesauce Hut.

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 01:37 PM)
Wow I cant believe there is hate towards South Park.

 

And Im sorry but terrorists attacking our imagination was a pretty damn clever episode.

 

Not as good as when Cartman freezes himself so he can get the Wii, but still worthwhile viewing.

The imagination land episodes were amazing.

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Lesson of the day:

 

If you're on a hike, and you see this little overhang that looks like it would be good to sit on, DON'T SIT ON IT IF IT'S TWO FEET FROM A 40 FOOT DROP. It will be very hard to get down, not to mention it will scare the crap out of you.

 

Yeah, that wasn't smart.

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Nah, right on Lake Monroe, up on a on hill (sorry I can't get more descriptive...it's like 10 minutes off of 37, there's a big field of grass leading right up to the lake, with two equal sized hills on each side). It wasn't so much a hike as just sort of chilling and wandering around.

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Carnival worker falls off ride

 

The story itself isnt funny, but this part made me laugh:

The ride was shut down, stranding the two teenage passengers in the air for about 20 minutes until rescue personnel arrived and got them down safely. Jeremiah Ray, 14, and his brother, Jeremiah, 13, were not hurt. "I was screaming because the door was still open and my kids were still up there and the ride was still moving," said Ayanna Ray, the boys' mother

 

Jeremiah is quite the popular name in Georgia I take it

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Tell me this is not f'd up. This tv ad comes on for VisitMyrtleBeach.com, shows, you know, people smiling, eating, splashing in the water -- predictable stuff. Until they switch to a shot of a shark. Not a cute, tiny shark. A big, mf'n shark with big damn teeth. After that, people splashing around in the water, a guy on a jet ski. Naturally. How soon can we get there?

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QUOTE (jackie hayes @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 06:10 PM)
Tell me this is not f'd up. This tv ad comes on for VisitMyrtleBeach.com, shows, you know, people smiling, eating, splashing in the water -- predictable stuff. Until they switch to a shot of a shark. Not a cute, tiny shark. A big, mf'n shark with big damn teeth. After that, people splashing around in the water, a guy on a jet ski. Naturally. How soon can we get there?

Haha and my class just finished Jaws yesterday, by the way, that really is a fantastic movie.

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QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 04:30 PM)
So I completely busted my cell phone a few days ago. Got a new one yesterday but it's amazing how lost I was with out a phone for just one day.

You're lost, phone or no phone

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