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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 12:59 PM)
f***in hate Hardee's commercials. Especially the cheesepaper one.

there's something about seeing a burger plop down that makes it seem really unappealing to me.

 

 

On another note,

the applebee's gilligan's island commercial that ran during 2006 March madness has made me swear to never go to that restaurant again.

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QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 02:15 PM)
there's something about seeing a burger plop down that makes it seem really unappealing to me.

On another note,

the applebee's gilligan's island commercial that ran during 2006 March madness has made me swear to never go to that restaurant again.

 

You just had to bring up that damn commercial didnt you.

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Any of the bazillion commercials for erectile dysfunction medications. If I see another 50 year old married couple sitting in matching bathtubs in the middle of a field...

 

One exception: the ones for whatever that over the counter one is, encite, or something. Enzyte maybe? Those are pretty funny.

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QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 03:59 PM)
Any of the bazillion commercials for erectile dysfunction medications. If I see another 50 year old married couple sitting in matching bathtubs in the middle of a field...

One exception: the ones for whatever that over the counter one is, encite, or something. Enzyte maybe? Those are pretty funny.

 

Yeah, the super happy enzyte user and his super happy wife are pretty funny

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QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 04:09 PM)
Yeah, the super happy enzyte user and his super happy wife are pretty funny

 

I don't think those are for erectile dysfunction. I think it's for male enhancement. But, they ARE funny. Back on target: Eagle Insurance. This Is It Furniture. Texas Discount Furniture. Anything Austin local. And most importantly...ARBY'S COMMERCIALS! Stupid hat.

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I just saw the worst commercial in history while watching American Idol.

 

Peyton and Eli Manning in the DSRL (Double Stuf Racing League) for Oreos.

 

I typically like Peyton's commercials, but this one was just horrible. It wasn't funny. It wasn't cute. It was completely idiotic. Peyton should fire whatever agent roped him into that one and Peyton's best friend should kick his ass for not walking in the first five minutes.

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The worst commercials I've ever seen are from this car dealer in upstate New York called Fucillo. It's basically these two asshats who yell and shout at you or sing some retarded jingle. One's fat with a thick NY accent and looks like the quintessential used car salesman.

The commercials are either unscripted or they are really bad with lines.

The worst part about the ads is that there is a new one every couple of days and they come on during every commercial break on every channel. I have no clue how they have the money to advertise like this.

 

Anyway, everyone in this part of the country knows the commercials and hates them.

This has been very therapeutic.

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QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 09:51 PM)
I just saw the worst commercial in history while watching American Idol.

 

Peyton and Eli Manning in the DSRL (Double Stuf Racing League) for Oreos.

 

I typically like Peyton's commercials, but this one was just horrible. It wasn't funny. It wasn't cute. It was completely idiotic. Peyton should fire whatever agent roped him into that one and Peyton's best friend should kick his ass for not walking in the first five minutes.

i absolutely cannot stand the peyton commercial where he is talking about the mini-van....i swear i want to punch him in the face every time he says "maybe get an 18 sticker on the side...yeah...you feel me".....when he says you feel me i feel like im one step closer to flipping my s***...and i actually dont really dislike peyton himself...just that goddamn commercial

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I agree, definitely bad commercial for Peyton.

 

Hes gotta stick with the solo performances in those commercials telling people how to change their lives lol.

 

 

I hate any commercial containing Billy Mays, if you don't know who this is here it is:

 

 

Honestly, his infomercials are on all the time promoting worthless products.

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I haven't seen either in awhile, but Gillespie Auto Dealers ran several of the most annoying commercials I've ever been witness to. One was where some loud guy was calling himself the "Big-Dog", cropped next to a bulldog. Another had the same character does his stinct, followed by several young girls singing this chorus (it has stuck in my head):

 

"I love my ABCs.....and counting 1-2-3.....- but I'd really like a good deal on a car at Gillespie auto."

 

That doesn't even f***ing rhyme! Additionally, if anyone remembers the commercial it's terribly off-cue and the girls couldn't look less interested. I had to change the commercial out of embarassment whenever either came on.

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OMG...totally forgot those ridiculous Pepto-Bismol commercials where they take non-English speakers, make them sing the dumbest song ever written, next to the Flea Market...Montgomery...it's like a...mini...mall, and then make them look and sound retarded.

 

Maybe they want me to take Pepto Bismol BECAUSE of those commercials, cuz they do make me sick.

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QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 09:23 PM)
I haven't seen either in awhile, but Gillespie Auto Dealers ran several of the most annoying commercials I've ever been witness to. One was where some loud guy was calling himself the "Big-Dog", cropped next to a bulldog. Another had the same character does his stinct, followed by several young girls singing this chorus (it has stuck in my head):

 

"I love my ABCs.....and counting 1-2-3.....- but I'd really like a good deal on a car at Gillespie auto."

 

That doesn't even f***ing rhyme! Additionally, if anyone remembers the commercial it's terribly off-cue and the girls couldn't look less interested. I had to change the commercial out of embarassment whenever either came on.

Ya dude.Any car dealership commercials are the worst.The owner always insist on being in the commercial.Bob Roooooorhman is a piece of work,he thinks he is so hilarious.How do you have an "outtakes" commercial from your commercial for your commercial?

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You guys should hear/see the auto dealership voice guy in southern illinois. His name is Dan something or another, and his catch phrase is "You come and see us" with a really thick southern drawl, the guy is just DRENCHED in spray on tan

 

His commercials are so annoying. Im sure Rowand44, Brian, and Sonik22 know exactly who I am talking about

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QUOTE(shipps @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 09:25 AM)
I hate all radio commercials!They are horrible!Tell them about the discount Harry.Tell them about the discount Harry.Harry...tell them about the discount.Awful!!!!

Can't forget the ever so irritating car dealer "Everybody's talkin' about THE WEB BOYS" radio commercial jingle. I'd rather gargle with old razor blades than have to listen to that stupid thing ever again.

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The other one that shreaked me when it came on, was last year during te Sox games. It was for a hotel, I think it was Red Roof Inn, but can't remember. Anyway, it was thyat idiot who was "multi------tasking" And asked if he was working, he replied 'Remote!!" I would have loved to put on a pair of the old fashioned pointed "Beatles boots" and give that guy one swift shot in the crotch.

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OK there's that commercial where people are doing little things for each other, someone sees it, and does something nice for someone else. I'm spacing on the company.

 

Anyways, a lot of the little stuff is nice and they make sense. However, the commercial begins and ends with a guy carrying what I think is a pizza, with his head down, and he almost walks right into traffic. The lady standing there does a "little thing" and grabs him.

 

Who the f*** walks with their head down into an intersection, completely ignoring signals and/or cars? That guy deserved to get blasted by a car.

 

Plus, the other little things don't fit in with that lady literally saving that guy's life. Stupid example.

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QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Jan 16, 2008 -> 10:54 AM)
Yes yes! They're unfunny and completely uncreative.

 

The scary thing is, I've been at 'bar' type places where those commercials run on Sundays, and they usually draw several laughs from the audience. They're trying to completely ruin the Green and Mora tirades.

 

The Green and Mora ones aren't funny at all, but I really like some of the Parcells ones. The one with big foot and whatever the hell face he does are pretty good.

 

QUOTE(3E8 @ Jan 20, 2008 -> 09:05 PM)
Two words: viva Viagra

 

Also those new Budweiser commercials about how it has the finest ingredients, strictest quality tests, no imperfections. Give me a break, your beer is ass

 

Yes

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QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 17, 2008 -> 02:20 PM)
You guys should hear/see the auto dealership voice guy in southern illinois. His name is Dan something or another, and his catch phrase is "You come and see us" with a really thick southern drawl, the guy is just DRENCHED in spray on tan

 

His commercials are so annoying. Im sure Rowand44, Brian, and Sonik22 know exactly who I am talking about

Ha, I just saw this. Ya, Dan Walters. The car commercials down here are the worst things on earth, they're god awful.

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QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Jan 18, 2008 -> 07:19 PM)
OK there's that commercial where people are doing little things for each other, someone sees it, and does something nice for someone else. I'm spacing on the company.

 

Anyways, a lot of the little stuff is nice and they make sense. However, the commercial begins and ends with a guy carrying what I think is a pizza, with his head down, and he almost walks right into traffic. The lady standing there does a "little thing" and grabs him.

 

Who the f*** walks with their head down into an intersection, completely ignoring signals and/or cars? That guy deserved to get blasted by a car.

 

Plus, the other little things don't fit in with that lady literally saving that guy's life. Stupid example.

Ya thats an insurance commercial.

 

I havent gone back in this thread to see if it was posted but the Mac and PC commercials make me never want to own a Mac in my life.

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