Cerbaho-WG Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Woke up this morning, something felt a little funny in my eye. Whenever my eye was open, felt like something was poking out of my eye. So, I got up, went to the mirror and what do I see? It looks like Lennox Lewis just f***ing clobbered me in my left eye. The bag, or whatever the f*** it is, has swelled up about an inch and a half compared to the rest of my skin. Looks like a tear duct might have been clogged. Hooray, going to the doctor in three hours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Woke up this morning, something felt a little funny in my eye. Whenever my eye was open, felt like something was poking out of my eye. So, I got up, went to the mirror and what do I see? It looks like Lennox Lewis just f***ing clobbered me in my left eye. The bag, or whatever the f*** it is, has swelled up about an inch and a half compared to the rest of my skin. Looks like a tear duct might have been clogged. Hooray, going to the doctor in three hours! You're going to look like a Pirate fan . . . Hope it heals fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Get well soon cerb. But for some odd reason you seem to be enjoying yourself so I guess you can stay sick if you want... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Here's a pic, enjoy it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Beer will fix that right up. Of course, based on personal preference you may wish to treat for glacoma first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 I'm hoping I get an eyepatch just so I can go running around saying, "Yarrrrr, I'm a pirate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 HOPE it heels fast or hope it doesnt heel at all as ya seem to enjoy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Woke up this morning, something felt a little funny in my eye. Whenever my eye was open, felt like something was poking out of my eye. So, I got up, went to the mirror and what do I see? It looks like Lennox Lewis just f***ing clobbered me in my left eye. The bag, or whatever the f*** it is, has swelled up about an inch and a half compared to the rest of my skin. Looks like a tear duct might have been clogged. Hooray, going to the doctor in three hours! Maybe that dude to the left punched ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 I'm hoping I get an eyepatch just so I can go running around saying, "Yarrrrr, I'm a pirate!" ROFLMAO I hope you have a fake sword that you can walk around with. Hell, you should get a stuff bird and put it on your shoulder. Hope the eye gets better. I had a swollen eye once...freaking spiders bit up my eye one night I was sleeping and I woke up not able to open it. Scared the crap out of me, I thought I was blind in one eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Got back from the Doctor; I have an infection ON MY DAMN FACE. I learned that some cyst I had bursted open and I now have, I believe, cellulitis. I barely even touched the cyst, and it burst, go figure! But, get this, I got it in the worst place possible, near my blood vessels TO MY f***ING brain. I could die from this, but hey, gotta laugh at it. I got a shot in the ass, and some penicillin to take for the next week or so. I love it, I get these "exotic" diseases, earlier in the year, part of my lung blew open, now this. Good times! Word of advice, never even touch your face, don't even THINK about doing it, because I barely even ran my fingers over the cyst and the thing blew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 I ghet stys in my eyes every once in a while. Anything close to your eye like that just bugs the hell out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Nice avatar. Homestar runner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Nice avatar. Homestar runner! Thanks. HR kicks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 You're going to look like a Pirate fan . . . Hope it heals fast. Pirates > You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Since when did you need an eye infection to throw on an eye patch get a plastic sword and run around telling people you're a pirate? That's good weekend fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 what does a cyst look like? I got a tiny white dot on my bottom eye 'lid'. very small, I have tried popping it, but it is unpoppable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 what does a cyst look like? I got a tiny white dot on my bottom eye 'lid'. very small, I have tried popping it, but it is unpoppable Like that............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 cysts are usually pretty big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 cysts are usually pretty big. I may be wrong, but i believe cysts come in a variety of sizes......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 Cysts are below your skin. If it is a cystic zit, they'll eventually come to the surface. Just don't touch the thing, it will eventually run its course and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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