max power Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Thought some of this stuff was pretty hilarious. Hopefully this isn't another failed thread that someone started here before me. I contributed a few small tidbits. Feel free to add your town if its missing or whatever the site rules permit. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chicago#The_suburbs_of_Chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 The neighborhood of Bridgeport best known for wearing a winter coat and shorts at the same time.And on the special occasions throw in a visor put on backwards and upside down.And if you are black or have been tanning, walk and drive fast when entering this neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Woodridge - One of the horniest cities in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Parkman Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 The quote about West Dundee is soo true. There ain't s*** to do in Elgin except piss away your life savings at the casino. You would think in a city of 100,000 there would be a damn mall within the city limits. I've said this since I was a freshman in HS, that Elgin sucks and I have no f***ing clue why everyone is moving here. In the last 10 years we've had a population increase of about 11-15 thousand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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