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Woman sits on toilet for 2 years


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The money quote from the story:

QUOTEThe boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

 

 

Mr. Whipple

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OMG, that is just too good :lolhitting

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I actually found this to be quite the interesting comment as well...

 

It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

 

WTF?

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QUOTE(Jordan4life @ Mar 15, 2008 -> 01:56 PM)
I don't buy this crap for a second. So she slept on a damn toilet for 2 years? She didn't bathe for two years? I could go on and on.

yeah, there is some really weird stuff here. Didn't any of their friends wonder why they hadn't seen her in two years? There is a lot here that does not add up...

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QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ Mar 15, 2008 -> 04:26 PM)
yeah, there is some really weird stuff here. Didn't any of their friends wonder why they hadn't seen her in two years? There is a lot here that does not add up...

 

That's certainly the first impression any normal person would have. But then we see stories about fatasses that grow into their couch from sitting on it so long and as unbelievable as that seems apparently it happens. In that case, iirc, the person actually cut a hole in the couch and floor in order to attend to bodily functions. I guess if you're perched on a toilet that's by definition not an issue.

 

But, damn, my ass and leggs fall asleep if I'm on the pot for 20 minutes or so. But TWO YEARS!??!

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