EvilJester99 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 "Damn I knew I should have asked if she had crabs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (rackemup @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 12:52 PM) a little off topic, but is it just me or are Crede's legs performing some kind of optical illusion in this photo. They really are, I'm kinda mesmerized looking at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 "Damn Joe Crede, Damn Vatrex and their lies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 01:31 PM) They really are, I'm kinda mesmerized looking at them Glad I'm not the only one, I was kinda trippin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 BeWareTheNewSox 5 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Crede has a great look, I have this image of Crede as this pimp rockstar, doing that look after being done with the groupies after the show. 'oooh yeah, just banged another one'. Mauer has been emasculated by the epic shot, another victim of Joe Dirt Dog Crede. That dbag's umpire face is priceless too. It just screams of Chris Berman doing the commentary 'ohhhh noooo!'. It would make a great cartoon or anime type show. Rest of the Sox on base come by and all jump/stomp on Mauer's boys. Sox win, Hawk flies around the park with a big smile as the fireworks go off, cut to Kenny Williams in a tuxedo in some lair sitting on an office chair, with an evil 'Yes, I am great' smile on his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 *cough* *cough* Look Doc, No Hernia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChWRoCk2 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (wilmot825 @ Apr 7, 2008 -> 11:55 PM) It's Girls Gone Wild- Baseball Edition! More like guys gone wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 7, 2008 -> 11:04 PM) Ha Ha Coach said he'd have my balls if I called for a fast ball here . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 It shouldnt hurt when I pee, should it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 12:04 AM) "Man, I love my dick!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 s***! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirdog Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 01:04 AM) Joe Crede abruptly interrupts a masturbating Joe Mauer by hitting a grand slam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almagest Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Looks to me like Cuzzi is starting to go for the reach-around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsgoarow Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 " Well i might as well get something good out of this play" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (RockRaines @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 03:36 PM) It shouldnt hurt when I pee, should it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the People's Champ Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 AWW HELLS YEAH you see that hot b**** up there in section 558?? She just flipped one of her titties out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I don't want to talk to Hugh G. Rection right now. Too much male bonding going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I don't know what he's saying, but it seems he is saying it at a veeeeeery high pitch . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (heirdog @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 04:24 PM) Joe Crede abruptly interrupts a masturbating Joe Mauer by hitting a grand slam Oh man...I just spit out my apple juice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Apr 8, 2008 -> 01:31 PM) They really are, I'm kinda mesmerized looking at them Hah, that's because it appears as though his front leg is touching the ground, but it's really off the ground in the air... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Mauer: Joe Crede's so clutch that even I'm getting wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Happy endings all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 "Gahh...I hate it when my 'Lil' Mauer' retracts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daa84 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 "anyone got any vagasil?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyDo Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Joe Crede with an unbelievable, miraculous play! He sterilized another Twin! Oh yeah, and I guess he hit a grand slam, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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