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It has begun

 

And on the 21st day-a of the 4th month-a of the year 2008

Da Baseball Gods are joyous, they are besides themselves

All wrapped up in the Hysteria of Whitesoxmania

 

The Soxeth have been bequeethed, with the ability-a

Of a thousand rampant warriors, conquering what is left

of American-a baseball!!!!

 

Months ago Da Reverand-A, went up the mountain

and received his blessings from said Gods.

He was delivered to the US Cellular altar, and evoked

Da blessings of the Holiest of Holys of all Sports Gods.

 

Blessed are Da Men, whom comprise the 25 roster-a

For they have been shown, the vision-a, of their future.

A future, no player, no team, no sportswriter can deny them-a

 

For they, who was picketh for 3rd and forth places

shall reign supreme, all thru the springeth, and the hot summer

To fight and destroy, and overtake everything, that was once great

 

They will be known as the Greatest of All greats

in the 2008th year of this planet-a

The Crown will be ours-a, once again.

 

The northside pretenders, will have a good year-yes a

But will eventually fall to the futilty, that will engulf them

their new foreign born leader, will fall to injury in late summer

 

Our warriors of Da silva and Black, will overwhelm

All teams, and opponents including media opponents

Jay M will bow at their feet, and beg for forgivness-a

 

The City will erupt-a in late October

With a display, of heroics, fireworks, and glorious victory

All cumulating, in Da crowning of The New Champions.

 

So strap it down and hunker it up

As it has been written, in baseball heavens

The White Sox of 08, will begin dominance of America's game

 

Keep your heads up my flock, smile and walk with that swagger

as Nick, Jermaine, AJ, and Crede, will lead the team to victory

And ozzie will once again, be the leader of Baseballs Fearcest team-a

 

It has begun ......from Da Reverand 4/21/2008

 

 

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Old McDonald had a farm

 

E-I-E-I-O

 

And on this farm he had a horse

 

E-I-E-I-O

 

With a horse horse here, and a horse horse there

 

Here a horse, there a horse, everywhere a horse horse

 

Old McDonald had a farm

 

E-I-E-I-O

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wow ok i wrote my above post without even reading it... then i did.

 

that is just effing...

 

...

 

like you made up words and completely ditched any sense of rhyme scheme or meter or anything. like... thats not a poem, its a random jumble of words that only have one thing in common and that's that they somewhat have to do with the white sox. take this to an open mic. and invite me. please.

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QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:55 PM)
Can we stop the poetry and song crap. I mean we get what like 10 of these silly song and poem threads per year. They are all long winded and have no point. If you are feeling poetic, try it out on your girl not on the rest of us.

 

You have inspired me to write my first of many White Sox songs. Coming soon, hopefully.

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QUOTE (soxwon @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:35 PM)
It has begun

 

And on the 21st day-a of the 4th month-a of the year 2008

Da Baseball Gods are joyous, they are besides themselves

All wrapped up in the Hysteria of Whitesoxmania

 

The Soxeth have been bequeethed, with the ability-a

Of a thousand rampant warriors, conquering what is left

of American-a baseball!!!!

 

Months ago Da Reverand-A, went up the mountain

and received his blessings from said Gods.

He was delivered to the US Cellular altar, and evoked

Da blessings of the Holiest of Holys of all Sports Gods.

 

Blessed are Da Men, whom comprise the 25 roster-a

For they have been shown, the vision-a, of their future.

A future, no player, no team, no sportswriter can deny them-a

 

For they, who was picketh for 3rd and forth places

shall reign supreme, all thru the springeth, and the hot summer

To fight and destroy, and overtake everything, that was once great

 

They will be known as the Greatest of All greats

in the 2008th year of this planet-a

The Crown will be ours-a, once again.

 

The northside pretenders, will have a good year-yes a

But will eventually fall to the futilty, that will engulf them

their new foreign born leader, will fall to injury in late summer

 

Our warriors of Da silva and Black, will overwhelm

All teams, and opponents including media opponents

Jay M will bow at their feet, and beg for forgivness-a

 

The City will erupt-a in late October

With a display, of heroics, fireworks, and glorious victory

All cumulating, in Da crowning of The New Champions.

 

So strap it down and hunker it up

As it has been written, in baseball heavens

The White Sox of 08, will begin dominance of America's game

 

Keep your heads up my flock, smile and walk with that swagger

as Nick, Jermaine, AJ, and Crede, will lead the team to victory

And ozzie will once again, be the leader of Baseballs Fearcest team-a

 

It has begun ......from Da Reverand 4/21/2008

 

hallelujah, now pass me a biscuit!-"

 

 

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one love Da Rev's posts. It's fun to read through it and find stanzas that completely contradict the aim of the "sermon" due to horribly poor word usage.

 

It's also nice to see the determination of this guy. He always posts this stuff and always gets the same type of responses, but he just keeps on doing it anyway. You have to love that.

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QUOTE (Reddy @ Apr 22, 2008 -> 04:36 AM)
yep.

 

He's kinda like a Jay Mariotti, except with more love for the sox

 

 

and this was supposed to be in reply to someone saying that he gets terrible responses but keeps writing...

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