maggsmaggs Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 What do you get when you mix an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks. (it never gets old for me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 What's an owl's favorite subject in school? Owlgebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Damn, wite, you created a monster. These are some of the lamest jokes of the modern era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange Who? Orange ya glad I didn't say 'Banana' again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 The girl I went out with last night is from the Carribean. Jamaica? Nope. Never even got to 1st base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Did you hear about the fire at the circus? Yeah, it was in(tents). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeman89 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 why does steak taste better in outer space? because its meatier (meteor) where did the hamburger go to dance? at the meat ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 What kind of cow eats grass? A lawn mooer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (knightni @ May 4, 2008 -> 04:00 AM) Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana Who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange Who? Orange ya glad I didn't say 'Banana' again? This was my youngest daughter's favorite joke when she was like 4 or 5. The problem was that she could never remember how it went. her: Knock knock? Me: Who's there? her: Banana. Me: Banana who? her: Arent you glad I didn't say orange! (falls over laughing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE RAISE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (Iwritecode @ May 5, 2008 -> 04:21 PM) This was my youngest daughter's favorite joke when she was like 4 or 5. The problem was that she could never remember how it went. her: Knock knock? Me: Who's there? her: Banana. Me: Banana who? her: Arent you glad I didn't say orange! (falls over laughing) My daughter had one that she liked because it always made someone look stupid, but you have to start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 where do pigs park their cars? -- in a porking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringfieldFan Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 *Newsflash* Explosion at wig factory...police busy combing the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringfieldFan Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 What does the male hooker say at the end of his date with the circumsizer? "Keep the tip" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Why can't Frosty the Snowman have children? Because he has sNOw Balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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