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oh it wouldn't even be a contest. a couple batarangs, one to cut through the webbing, and one to knock him on his ass, and spider-man would be gibbering in the corner.

Well, Spiderman is stronger, has great quickness and agility, has his webbing to attack, spidey senses to avoid the batarangs and counterattack...I would have to go with spiderman..not by much, but still... :cheers

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Well, Spiderman is stronger, has great quickness and agility, has his webbing to attack, spidey senses to avoid the batarangs and counterattack...I would have to go with spiderman..not by much, but still... :cheers

spiderman is not stronger, for one. he's a puny little teenager, compared to a grown man who is trained in almost every imaginable form of martial arts (gives him agility and quickness) and has the ability to fight hand-to-hand. spiderman doesn't, and even if he did it wouldn't matter because the bat suit is made out of kevlar.

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spiderman is not stronger, for one. he's a puny little teenager, compared to a grown man who is trained in almost every imaginable form of martial arts (gives him agility and quickness) and has the ability to fight hand-to-hand. spiderman doesn't, and even if he did it wouldn't matter because the bat suit is made out of kevlar.

spiderman is not stronger

 

He isn't? Batman is just a man, spiderman has "spider strength" or whatever you wanna call it..Spiderman is pretty strong..for a puny little teenager ;)

 

wouldn't matter because the bat suit is made out of Kevlar.

 

Well, he can hit him in the face :D

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Spider-Man would slay. He has Spider-Sense, super strength and agility, and the clver webbing, that beat a karate master in a black suit, with a special belt any day of the week. Super Powers vs. Super human, no contest.

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Ahhh, they're both emotionally wrecked pussies!!

They'd probably wind up sipping mocha lattes and crying to each other about their problems!!!

PLUS, they're both too f***ing wimpy to even go out and get laid!!

One guy lives with his Gramma or whatever and the other guy spends his time with a teenager in a leotard!!

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spiderman is not stronger, for one. he's a puny little teenager, compared to a grown man who is trained in almost every imaginable form of martial arts (gives him agility and quickness) and has the ability to fight hand-to-hand. spiderman doesn't, and even if he did it wouldn't matter because the bat suit is made out of kevlar.

You should have this in your sig.. :rolleyes:

 

http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

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