HuskyCaucasian Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/st...e9-a666ae138149 A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband. She's auctioning off both her home and herself in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist. Single parent Deven Traboscia has been divorced for eight years. She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the internet for help. The real estate agent is auctioning off her Palm Beach Gardens home and herself on both Ebay and Craigslist. In the ad, Traboscia writes: "If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now." She goes on to say that her four bedroom, 2,000 square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Does "Uber" mean "not"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 01:15 PM) Does "Uber" mean "not"? i think she's pretty hot PS: "Über or ueber (German pronunciation (help·info)) comes from the German language. It is a cognate of both Latin super and Greek ὑπέρ (hyper), as well as English over (as in "overkill"). During the 2000s, über also became known as a synonym for super due to gamers' excessively using the word incorrectly; e.g. über-bright = "super bright," generally with a slightly intensified meaning. Über is commonly written as uber in English, though with slightly different meaning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 01:15 PM) Does "Uber" mean "not"? heh. Thought the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssHatSoxFan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 PASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 02:15 PM) Does "Uber" mean "not"? I think she looks a little like Daisy from Rock of Love II. That ain't a compliment, folks. "The house is in good shape, but the wife's a fixer-upper" EDIT to add that she must've met that girl in the red top at the plastic surgeon's waiting room....nice plastered-on forever-smile..... Edited June 26, 2008 by The Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 athomeboy i gotta second everyone else on here... huh? ps... i just realized this... is your name: a thome boy OR at home boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 QUOTE (Reddy @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 03:12 PM) ps... i just realized this... is your name: a thome boy OR at home boy OH! It's always been the latter, but i like the former better!!! It actually goes back to 2000 when I needed a screen name for a fantasy baseball league I was joining. I was at home. Ergo: AtHomeBoy_2000. But I think it'll be AThomeBoy_2000 now Great Catch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Knowing guys, any doubt that she has serious baggage if she wants to be married that bad and isn't? I'm thinking she's got to be bat ass crazy or why hasn't some mid fifty, middle life crisis guy scooped her up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Does it come with a Hot Chicks Room?!? Edited June 26, 2008 by RibbieRubarb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Publicity.Stunt. Tootles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 She might not be "uber-hot" but you guys are full of s*** if you're telling me you wouldn't tap that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 05:04 PM) She might not be "uber-hot" but you guys are full of s*** if you're telling me you wouldn't tap that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry God. I don't care what you guys say. Edited June 26, 2008 by lostfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Please. A blow-up doll would be less plastic than that lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 QUOTE (Soxy @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 05:37 PM) Please. A blow-up doll would be less plastic than that lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almagest Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (Soxy @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 05:37 PM) Please. A blow-up doll would be less plastic than that lady. It'd be like having sex with a real doll. ...Eh, I'd still do her. Even better if I could get the house, do her a couple times, then kick her out and keep the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 No thx. All these women that have been deformed by plastic surgery look like drag queens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 08:09 PM) No thx. All these women that have been deformed by plastic surgery look like drag queens. That's ok. Um, what? Nevermind just forget everything I typed above. Boobies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (Soxy @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 06:37 PM) Please. A blow-up doll would be less plastic than that lady. So it would be a slump buster for some of these guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I remember some lady doing this awhile back, think she was a real estate agent too, although she wasnt nearly as good looking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 26, 2008 -> 05:04 PM) She might not be "uber-hot" but you guys are full of s*** if you're telling me you wouldn't tap that. Not.A.Chance. Desperation is not attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 No chance I would jump on that. Not that desperate. Humping her would sound like I'm moving on my grandma's couch that is covered in plastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgtp Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 tap it like its going out of stlye.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 QUOTE (alexgtp @ Jun 27, 2008 -> 10:17 AM) tap it like its going out of stlye.. It looks like it went out of style a long time ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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