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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Oct 5, 2009 -> 04:09 PM)

That has to be fake / parody.

First Example - Liberal Falsehood

 

The earliest, most authentic manuscripts lack this verse set forth at Luke 23:34:

 

Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."

 

Is this a liberal corruption of the original? This does not appear in any other Gospel, and the simple fact is that some of the persecutors of Jesus did know what they were doing. This quotation is a favorite of liberals but should not appear in a conservative Bible.

 

If you look at the context of the verse, it's very clear that Jesus is saying that the people persecuting him do not know that they are killing the son of God. This "conservationism" makes it sound like they didnt know they were killing a man. They knew they were, they just thought he was a heretic.

 

If these were true biblical scholars, they'd go back and look at the Greek and Hebrew and translate from there rather than try and replace "socialist" words with "conservative" words.

 

I wonder if they'll scrub out the part where Jesus says to follow your government.

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17> Think you can hide from the IRS? Dude, you can't even hide

from your seventh-grade girlfriend!

 

16> Senate Bills would require 60 "Likes This" to proceed to

a floor vote.

 

15> How strange! All the government's "friends" work at big oil

companies and investment firms.

 

14> Strategic "eBay Democratic Partnership" allows citizens to

bid on determining the outcome of pending legislation.

 

13> "USA just became a fan of Corporate Interests."

 

12> Republicans are hell-bent on reducing the size of government

by having it run by Twitter instead.

 

11> The military finally finds Bin Laden, but he ignores their

friend request.

 

10> Voter participation is at a record high now that the "Which

Brady Bunch Character Are You?" quiz is a factor.

 

9> Congressmen happily poke their pages without fear of

recrimination.

 

8> Tom from MySpace detained and sent to Gitmo as an enemy

combatant.

 

7> The Republican Party just took the quiz "What system of

government are you?" and got the result "Theocracy!"

 

6> Same as the real world: The Kennedys own your ass at

Mafia Wars.

 

5> A huge chunk of your taxes goes to Farmville subsidies.

 

4> The government could be brought down by a bunch of immature,

selfish adolescents with nothing better to do with their

time but come up with moronic ways to destroy our economy

and inconvenience millions of American citizens. And hackers

who aren't in Congress might pose a problem, too.

 

3> Regardless of the issue at hand, at least 6% of Congress

votes "Bacon!"

 

2> "Your senator just took the 'Which Sordid Behavior Am I Guilty

Of?' quiz with the result, 'Sex in the Alley Behind the East

Baltimore Chili's With an Underage Illegal Immigrant.'"

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1

Difference If Facebook Ran the Government...

 

 

1> "Hello, Justice Roberts. Justice Sotomayor has just thrown

a custard pie at you!"

 

 

 

[ Copyright 2009 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]

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QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Oct 8, 2009 -> 11:19 AM)
New Oklahoma law will publicy post details of women’s abortions online.

 

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/10/08/oklaho...bortion-online/

Best HuffPo reader comment regarding this news:

 

According to Pat Robertson, this may be the first step in winning their long battle with tornadoes.

 

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