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QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:16 PM)
I made it half of the first page before laughing at how ridiculous that is. That guy needs to grow a pair of balls. Jesus.

 

When did being a man become a bad thing?

 

Yeah man, what a p****. High fives broseph!

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QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:57 PM)
Ugh, you're such a pig....

 

You know...when I tell that joke, the only people that reply to me and use the word "pig"...are women.

 

Even if it's NOT true, and it's obviously NOT, it's only meant to be a silly/shallow joke. Men laugh at it...women call me a pig...or sometimes asshole...

 

But then they like me anyway...cuz I'm one of those guys, or at least I was at one time. :P

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QUOTE (StrangeSox @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 01:14 PM)
(the article isn't about what a male is/should be)

 

He's saying "here's how men are and why" and specifically why men "hate" women. I'm saying that's a bunch of bulls***. Men aren't like "that" at all.

 

(1) Men don't think they're "owed" a woman based on terrible 90's movies. If I learned i'm owed a woman because Richard Gere carried his woman out of her place of work IN A f***ING MOVIE, I've also learned that you have to work tirelessly and endlessly to even talk to a woman. So which is it? Can I rightfully demand a BJ from a woman in the street, or do I have to beg and work for it?

 

(2) Omg! men talk about whether women are attractive! How unnatural and evil of them! (and i'll post to a bunch of f***ing internet comments to prove my point!).

 

(3) We don't think with our dicks. He's just perpetuating a stereotype. I love that he cites a bunch of examples of people masturbating in public to prove this point. I've done that 5 times this week! Guess he was right! I have no self-control!

 

(4) We're so concerned about losing our masculinity. As stated before, I'm really terrified of losing my non-existent man card. Hell, the only reason i'm disagreeing with this guys' article is that i'm secretly trying to keep you guys from judging me about it! I'm a man, seriously, I am! Look I drink beer too!

 

(5) And probably the dumbest: we feel powerless with women so we do s***. WE BUILD f***ING SKYSCRAPERS TO GET SOME POON. Yep, i'm 100% certain that's true. Screw the logical aspect of building dense centers of commerce and living space, guys built that s*** to get women to think they're powerful!

 

This is really the heart of it, right here. This is why no amount of male domination will ever be enough, why no level of control or privilege or female submission will ever satisfy us. We can put you under a burqa, we can force you out of the workplace -- it won't matter. You're still all we think about, and that gives you power over us. And we resent you for it.

 

So f***ing true. I don't find women attractive because of any natural instinct of attraction, or any natural instinct to spread my seed with a partner I find to be a good genetic match. It's because I just can't f***ing stand the fact that she has so much control over me. I don't love my wife for who she is and what she does. I love her because I'm forced to love her because she's so f***ing powerful.

 

OHHHHHH, but Mr. Wong you clever lad, you brought us full circle. Because one asshole took an attractive woman (is that wrong of me to say? genetically acceptable for breeding perhaps?) talking about birth control and made her into a hideous monster in a drawing, that just proves your point. f***ing asinine.

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Ugh, whatever dude. I hate women so it's fine.

 

I liked this guys response:

"5 Ways Modern Women are Trained to Hate Men:

 

5. They are told that society owes them a rich guy.

4. They are trained from birth to see men as ATMs.

3. They think men are conspiring with their vaginas to ruin them.

2. They think that everything bad that ever happens to them is the result of misogyny.

1. They feel powerful, and it goes to their heads.

 

See how offensive that is, David? Why should you get away with shaming men in a similar manner. Seriously, knock it off with all the feminist crap. You're ruining Cracked."

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QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Apr 1, 2012 -> 08:06 AM)
Honestly, i forgot Keith Olbermann was still on TV.

 

Olbermann would be better if he didn't take 15 minutes to say something that could be said in 35 seconds...but he's too busy tossing huge words around for anyone to remember what point he was trying to make when he started. I used to watch him quite a bit, but even I'd get sick of his rants after they kept on going...and going...

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QUOTE (Y2HH @ Mar 30, 2012 -> 12:51 PM)
There is a story around that most do not know.

 

I know because I went there in a DeLorean and witnessed it. Don't question the validity of my statements, either.

 

Originally, God asked a lonely Adam if he wanted companionship, and of course Adam -- rather excitedly -- responded, "Oy...my...God...Yes!". Despite the fact he was actually responding to God himself, I credit Adam with the original creation of OMG. Now, where was I? Oh, right...God then explained that in order for that to happen, sacrifices must be made for all future mankind. Now, keep in mind this is the original God, not the new nice God they decided to "rewrite" in the New Testament. Adam grew suspicious, knowing that the new testament had not yet been completed, so this omnipotent being he was dealing with was known to be a dick at times...but Adam forged ahead for all of us future men and asked for details.

 

God said, "Ok, I'm feeling good today. How about I create a female gender which would contain all of the following attributes: A slender yet curvy, not to mention beautiful/perfect face with the hair and body to match, which never gets sick or has headaches, loves cooking (and knows how too cook), cleaning, raising children, pleasing you any time of the day or night, taking care of your every whim, always smiling and helping to brighten your day, that allows you to play with any and all of her friends, even at the same time?"

 

Adam was overcome with joy...he immediately said, "Yes! Yes! Give me that! Give us all of that!"

 

God stopped him in his excitement and said, "Hold on...before you agree to anything, you need to know what I'm asking in return...for all of that, and keep in mind this sacrifice is for all of man kind to come...not just you...all I want is an 'arm and a leg'.

 

Adam thought about this for a few seconds before replying, "Hmmm...well, err, what can I get for a rib?!"

 

...and this is what we have.

 

Thanks, Adam. You dick.

 

haha

 

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