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I am sure we all have heard those similes (I guess that's what you call them) people use to stress a point. For example, "finer than frog hair". I love these things so I thought it would be fun to share some.

 

Some I have heard:

"funnier than a on-legged man in an a**-kicking contest"

"drunker than a cowboy on saturday night"

"wilder than eight monkeys with seven bananas"

"hotter than a two dollar pistol"

 

And some of my own:

"sweeter than a blue-eyed prom queen"

"hotter than channel 99 in a 30 dollar motel room"

"hotter than Satan's kitchen"

"richer than O.J's attorney"

"busier than a rabbit on viagra"

 

If you got anymore, I would love to hear 'em.

 

SFF

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"Uglier than a sackful of elbows" - I busted a gut laughing so hard when I first heard this one. Elbows are pretty damn ugly, and the thought of a sackful of them makes me laugh

 

"Smells worse than a bag of dead feet" - I like this one for the same reasons as the above.

 

Then there's the not so politically correct:

 

"So cheap, you couldn't get a better deal from a drunken Indian"

 

And one a guy I knew always said that never made sense but he said it anyway:

 

"Cool as a soup sandwich"

 

:huh

 

 

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QUOTE (WilliamTell @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 11:06 AM)
For the non-PC and no offense to anyone.

Queer as a $3 bill.

 

Otherwise, Strange as a $3 bill.

 

I think "queer" can mean the same thing as strange, not always just homosexual.

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QUOTE (Jake @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 06:44 PM)
I think "queer" can mean the same thing as strange, not always just homosexual.

 

obviously, but most are going to think that. I can't say I'm going to have a gay old time like the Flinstones once did. Words have different meaning now.

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QUOTE (WilliamTell @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 11:03 PM)
obviously, but most are going to think that. I can't say I'm going to have a gay old time like the Flinstones once did. Words have different meaning now.

I used to tease my former boss, who is gay that they took all the cool stuff like rainbows, Barry Manilow and "gay", which should mean "fun".

 

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