DABearSoX Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 (edited) So pretty bored here at work and I was thinking that since "the Big Hurt" has left us I refer to him as "T-Bone" I have no idea why but its just something my head made up. If you could change any former or present White Sox player nickname what would it be? (here is your chance to take it out of Hawk's hands) Edit: Wow, I used the wrong spelling of the word bored... Edited August 29, 2008 by DABearSoX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I would like to call Ron Karkovice (sp?) McGriddles. I have no idea why, it just reminds me of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Every relief pitcher who disappoints is forever known as Jizzcan to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 QUOTE (DABearSoX @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 10:36 PM) So pretty board here at work and I was thinking that since "the Big Hurt" has left us I refer to him as "T-Bone" I have no idea why but its just something my head made up. If you could change any former or present White Sox player nickname what would it be? (here is your chance to take it out of Hawk's hands) OK George Costanza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsgoarow Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 29, 2008 -> 12:17 AM) OK George Costanza im gonna go coco the monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Jim "Big Friendly" Thome Joe "Pop 'n Clutch" Crede Juan "Heavy D" Uribe Brian "The GOAT" Anderson Paulie "Chuggs" Konerko (for his baserunning & his beer when we clinched in 2000) Orlando "The b****" Cabrera Mark "Catfish Rock" Buehrle (because he's a great teammate like Catfish Hunter and he's solid) Boone "Boner" Logan or Boone "Mr. Uh-oh" Logan Bobby "Big, Bad Bobby Ballsack" Jenks Carlos "The Lumberjack" Quentin or Carlos "The Postman" Quentin Alexei "The Cuban Highlight Reel" Ramirez Jermaine "Silent Thunder" Dye Nick "Mr. Moneyball" Swisher or Nick "No Coffee Necessary" Swisher Griffey = King Griffey AJ "That God Damned f***ing Asshole" Pierzynski Toby "Pinocchio Swing" Hall Javy "Half & Half" Vazquez Johnny "Cash" Danks Gavin "What's Up Now, b****?" Floyd Octavio "Game Shoulders" Dotel Matt "The Gunslinger" Thornton Scott "Go Ahead And Hit Me" Linebrink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claydude14 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I've gotten used to calling Uribe Snacks & Cakes, pretty sure I got that from someone on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 QUOTE (ROC Sox Fan @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 08:28 PM) I've gotten used to calling Uribe Snacks & Cakes, pretty sure I got that from someone on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxbrian Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Walnuts is Konerko's. Jimmy Slowbat is Thome's. Juanacona is Uribe's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilmot825 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Octavio "Mighty Duck" Dotel. Have you seen this guy walk, quack quack quack.... EMILIOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "O-for-Juan" Uribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sf_soxfan Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Don't ask, Do-tel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claydude14 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 GrindErstad for Erstad obviously. The Swagger and Passion, Nick Swisher. Cubs fan: What's Swish batting? My answer: Swagger and Passion, baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I used to always refer to Durham as "Ray Ray" and Jim Parque as "Butter" but many other people did too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 sayitaintso has the best worst copy and paste job on his avatar evar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oralsoxpodcast Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Buehrle is "The Beaver" or "Beave" Look at him...plus he seems to have the Cleaver "Aw shucks" mentality. Swing Away Uribe (more last year than this one) Jim Thome- "Kalu Kalay" Just sounds like something he'd say after he hits a dinger. Cabrera-"leprosy" due to his previous bad attitude and becasue of his effing face...what's up with that? why does his face look like that? He has leprosy. Adam Rusell "yarp" reminds me of the guy that says Yarp in Hot Fuzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Now, bear in mind that these are stupid and I only say them at home cuz my wife knows I'm dumb already: Thome = Neat (his favorite descriptive term for things he likes) Uribe = Pot Smoker (he has that stoner look on his face) Quentin = QUIH-IH (like "OH NO YOU DIH-IH!") Dye = Main (shortened his name and also my "main man") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Anarexei Ramirez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABearSoX Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 11:56 PM) Every relief pitcher who disappoints is forever known as Jizzcan to me. QUOTE (The Critic @ Aug 29, 2008 -> 03:23 PM) Now, bear in mind that these are stupid and I only say them at home cuz my wife knows I'm dumb already: That's the whole point of this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthshiner Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Pop up Paulie for his massive amount of pop ups I called Podsednik "El ScoPo" after the notorious "el Guapo" from Three Amigos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABearSoX Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 QUOTE (earthshiner @ Aug 29, 2008 -> 05:06 PM) Pop up Paulie for his massive amount of pop ups I called Podsednik "El ScoPo" after the notorious "el Guapo" from Three Amigos See, I think of it more as "Joey Pop-Out" but thats just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenksycat Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 (edited) The Big Juan. The Fat Juan. Juan "Swing for the fences" Uribe. Slim Jim Mr. Burrelly El Los The Dirty Cuban Missle Crisis Ocab Big Bad Robert Jenks Jdizzle Clutch Crede Edited August 29, 2008 by Jenksy Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcollie03 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 It's terrible but, the guys in my office call Ramirez the "Ethiopian Missile" In '05 my wife came up with "Andale Andale Uribe Uribe" in homage to Speedy Gonzalez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 'Thriller' was the funniest nickname ever. Remember him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 GIDPK for Konerko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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