Sonik22 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 QUOTE (daa84 @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 02:39 PM) two ways to win this girl...one short term, one long....both follow the same course of action, but the end point depends on her Invite her and her friends to your college....get copious amounts of booze for you, your friends, her and her friends...drink, heavily. Be obnoxious, hit on her, hit on her friends, but don't be buddy-buddy emotional....basically be a huge asshole. she will either A.) love it, and shes yours (though not long term cuz if she loves it shes probably a ho) or b.) she will hate it (good in long run). if she hates it, keep acting like that all throughout your first two years of college. Drunk dial her. talk about girls you hook up, talk about her hot friends. She'll wonder, "what happened to sonik, he used to be such a nice guy", but she'll still always talk to you because you are good friends. And besides, college is fun, and that is how it is supposed to be. Then toward the end of college (hopefully you've been studying your balls off the whole time too) get into a great graduate program (medical or law or business or something) or get some job where you start pulling in some green. Start wearing nice clothing and drinking only johnnie walker, treat her well. Ask about her and her family, take a genuine interest. Be the nicest guy possible. She'll think "my god has he changed, i just love a mature man." She'll love how much you have changed (but still realize you know how to have a good time) and at first will resist her temptations to hook back up with you, but it won't last long. You're an now an irresistible, responsible handsome young man that every female college graduate dreams of sleeping with. Hook, line and sinker...now you've got her...from here, go on get married, cheat on her as often as possible while remaining together in a happy marriage, and poof, you've just lived the true American Dream Minus the cheating part at the end I would say this would easily be the best thing i could do. Hahah She is absolutely against drinking, so this would work perfectly. Hahaha Idk but that last part cracked me up. Easily post of the year. Soxtalk is a big family, i love this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Oct 8, 2008 -> 06:25 PM) I was best friends with her before i got the feelings for her. So yeah... Well I don't know how much this fits, but the girl I'm currently dating was one of my very good friends (also a coworker). When she left the job we kind of moved things to a new level (I actually broke up with my current girlfriend at the time to go after this girl). We've made a promise that no matter what if things go sour we'll stay friends. I've said that crap before but I can safely say it won't ruin the friendship. I've also had a best friend in high school that I went out with in college and we decided it wasn't right (partly because we were in two different places) but I'm still very good friends with her today so it can be done. Plus it leaves the option open to potentially hook-up if you find yourself single. The hard part for you would be to realize that despite you having feelings for her, nothing can happen. As long as your willing to put that past because your actual friendship is better (and again, you were best friends prior to ever having feelings so it sounds like a legit friendship) than really you shouldn't have any problems. Do your thing, sleep with who you please, and she'll do hers, you two can still be best friends as long as your mature about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (YASNY @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 10:24 AM) Cut bait. Go fishing. .....anything else is just a plan to try to eventually win her...and a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 04:34 PM) Well I don't know how much this fits, but the girl I'm currently dating was one of my very good friends (also a coworker). When she left the job we kind of moved things to a new level (I actually broke up with my current girlfriend at the time to go after this girl). We've made a promise that no matter what if things go sour we'll stay friends. I've said that crap before but I can safely say it won't ruin the friendship. I've also had a best friend in high school that I went out with in college and we decided it wasn't right (partly because we were in two different places) but I'm still very good friends with her today so it can be done. Plus it leaves the option open to potentially hook-up if you find yourself single. The hard part for you would be to realize that despite you having feelings for her, nothing can happen. As long as your willing to put that past because your actual friendship is better (and again, you were best friends prior to ever having feelings so it sounds like a legit friendship) than really you shouldn't have any problems. Do your thing, sleep with who you please, and she'll do hers, you two can still be best friends as long as your mature about it. Were you holding your purse when you said that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 09:05 AM) Were you holding your purse when you said that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) two ways to win this girl...one short term, one long....both follow the same course of action, but the end point depends on her Invite her and her friends to your college....get copious amounts of booze for you, your friends, her and her friends...drink, heavily. Be obnoxious, hit on her, hit on her friends, but don't be buddy-buddy emotional....basically be a huge asshole. she will either A.) love it, and shes yours (though not long term cuz if she loves it shes probably a ho) or b.) she will hate it (good in long run). if she hates it, keep acting like that all throughout your first two years of college. Drunk dial her. talk about girls you hook up, talk about her hot friends. She'll wonder, "what happened to sonik, he used to be such a nice guy", but she'll still always talk to you because you are good friends. And besides, college is fun, and that is how it is supposed to be. Then toward the end of college (hopefully you've been studying your balls off the whole time too) get into a great graduate program (medical or law or business or something) or get some job where you start pulling in some green. Start wearing nice clothing and drinking only johnnie walker, treat her well. Ask about her and her family, take a genuine interest. Be the nicest guy possible. She'll think "my god has he changed, i just love a mature man." She'll love how much you have changed (but still realize you know how to have a good time) and at first will resist her temptations to hook back up with you, but it won't last long. You're an now an irresistible, responsible handsome young man that every female college graduate dreams of sleeping with. Hook, line and sinker...now you've got her...from here, go on get married, cheat on her as often as possible while remaining together in a happy marriage, and poof, you've just lived the true American Dream ^POTY. It's not even close anymore. Edited October 10, 2008 by DukeNukeEm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 09:57 AM) ^POTY. It's not even close anymore. i completely agree. that was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Female 'friends' are just women you keep around hoping one day you might nail them. Be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 09:57 AM) ^POTY. It's not even close anymore. Really? So being a phony is considered great advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almagest Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 12:24 PM) Female 'friends' are just women you keep around hoping one day you might nail them. Be honest.Exactly. If you hang out alone with her, and talk to her on the phone, chances are you want to nail/date her. QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 12:36 PM) Really? So being a phony is considered great advice?No, it's amusing and well-written, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daa84 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 01:36 PM) Really? So being a phony is considered great advice? haha i said it completely tongue in cheek, with a hint of unfortunate truth splashed in at some points, and wasn't meant to be real advice thanks to those who appreciated it though... in all seiousness, if you are still hung up on the girl...rent and watch swingers....vince vaughn before he became vince vaughn and arguably his best movie Edited October 10, 2008 by daa84 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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