whitesox247 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 http://sportsline.com/mlb/story/6474355 -First base: Mo Vaughn, Mets-ruined the Mets -Second base: Roberto Alomar, White Sox-ruined the Mets -Shortstop: Rey Sanchez, Mets - busted getting mid-game haircut -Third base: Adrian Beltre, Dodgers -struggling to hit .200 -Catcher: Brandon Inge, Tigers - hitting .150 -Left field: Pat Burrell, Phillies - hitting .192 -Center field: Ruben Rivera, Giants -baserunning gaffe -Right field: Sammy Sosa, Cubs - corkeeee -Designated hitter: Juan Gonzalez, Rangers - wouldnt waive no trade clause to Montreal -Starting pitcher: Jeremy Bonderman, Tigers- 3-13 record Closer: Jay Witasick, Padres -injured arm while tossing garbage bag Pinch-hitter: Randall Simon, Pirates -whack the sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Manager: Jerry Manuel.... need I elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlo Paz Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 "cough, cough, KONERKO, cough, cough" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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