Texsox Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Hefner and Holly Madison, one of E!'s "The Girls Next Door," are no longer dating. Hefner said he's been "down in the dumps" about the split. The 28-year-old model-actress stars in the reality series with Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt as one of the 82-year-old publisher's girlfriends who live with Hefner in the Playboy Mansion. http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/09/p...ref=mpstoryview Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 My advice would have been to marry Holly and knock her up. Past that, he's just stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 He'll find some other 20 year old that will sleep with him in exchange for a Playboy cover. Bridget is the best, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 04:23 PM) He'll find some other 20 year old that will sleep with him in exchange for a Playboy cover. Bridget is the best, anyway. More like snuggle. It's well documented that ol' Hef can't get it up anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I thought he spent half of his Cribs episode giving homage to Viagra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteSoxfan1986 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 03:23 PM) He'll find some other 20 year old that will sleep with him in exchange for a Playboy cover. Bridget is the best, anyway. Holly>Kendra>Bridget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 They're all the same. Bleached blonde, fake boobed, Brazilian-waxed morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (knightni @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 05:13 PM) They're all the same. Bleached blonde, fake boobed, Brazilian-waxed morons. Correctamundo!!! My advice to Hef is to just buy another dumbass cookie-cutter bim with Daddy issues. Edited October 9, 2008 by The Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (knightni @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 04:13 PM) They're all the same. Bleached blonde, fake boobed, Brazilian-waxed morons. you make that sound like a bad thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 03:32 PM) My advice would have been to marry Holly and knock her up. Past that, he's just stupid. Nope http://www.usmagazine.com/news/hugh-hefner...y-madison-split One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children. "We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," he said. "She became very depressed." "I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there Hef is 82, it wasnt gonna happen. And the funny thing that nobody ever mentions is that Hef is still married, but wont divorce his most recent wife because he knows the cost will be astronomical(he says its for the kids) http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...27092034AAwiCEa On July 1, 1989, he ended his 35-year bachelor party and married Kimberley Conrad, that year's Playmate of the Year. They separated in 1998, though have yet to divorce. They had two children Edited October 10, 2008 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 02:32 PM) My advice would have been to marry Holly and knock her up. Past that, he's just stupid. She's like 60 in playboy years. I would say just bang the next 18 year old girl that comes out for a photo shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I think he's dating 19 year old twins now. Who look exactly like the previous girlfriends. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 I read the articles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Can't get no one pregnant with a puff of dust.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 QUOTE (Soxy @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 08:40 AM) I think he's dating 19 year old twins now. Who look exactly like the previous girlfriends. Go figure. Math question, how many times can 82 go into 19? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 The same as my calculator says: ERROR - DOES NOT COMPUTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 QUOTE (Texsox @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 07:09 PM) Math question, how many times can 82 go into 19? As many times as it wants to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Oct 12, 2008 -> 12:15 PM) As many times as it wants to. divided by two since they're twins, or it could double with twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Are they lowering the expectations to get into Playboy or is it any girl that will sleep with Hef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 QUOTE (Texsox @ Oct 10, 2008 -> 08:09 PM) Math question, how many times can 82 go into 19? Apparently not once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 12, 2008 -> 02:37 PM) Are they lowering the expectations to get into Playboy or is it any girl that will sleep with Hef? Looks like the airbrush died about 2/3 of the way through the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Oct 13, 2008 -> 10:48 AM) Looks like the airbrush died about 2/3 of the way through the picture. The airbrush took one look at Hef and exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 14, 2008 Author Share Posted October 14, 2008 I can't believe Hef's big moments came in my lifetime. He seems like such a cliche of long long ago. Damn, I'm old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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