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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Nov 14, 2008 -> 01:39 PM)
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

 

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I believe that women should be placed on a pedestal. . . just high enough to be able to look up their dresses.

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QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 14, 2008 -> 01:12 PM)

I believe that women should be placed on a pedestal. . . just high enough to be able to look up their dresses.

 

FlaSoxxJim, you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

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QUOTE (Texsox @ Nov 14, 2008 -> 01:22 PM)
FlaSoxxJim, you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

 

I'm pretty sure he was quoting part of that Steve Martin SNL skit.

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QUOTE (DBAHO @ Nov 14, 2008 -> 01:38 PM)
Or a nice American girl to marry within the next 5 months sounds good also.

 

Trust me, there are better paths to citizenship :lolhitting Tell the folks down in immigration that their new boss and you are tight from being Sox fans, that'll work.

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