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Plaxico Burress accidentally shoots himself in the leg


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I wonder how his night started....

 

(Looking in the Mirror)

 

Plaxico Burress: "Alright, I got my chain on.. my diamond earrings. My shoes match my belt. I am ready to hit the club.. Oh wait, lemme tuck my gun in my pants in case there is a shoot out."

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QUOTE (Shadows @ Dec 1, 2008 -> 04:12 PM)
I wonder how his night started....

 

(Looking in the Mirror)

 

Plaxico Burress: "Alright, I got my chain on.. my diamond earrings. My shoes match my belt. I am ready to hit the club.. Oh wait, lemme tuck my gun in my pants in case there is a shoot out."

Haha!

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QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Dec 1, 2008 -> 07:08 PM)
Whenever his suspension is up there will be teams lined up to sign him. He is a rare, freakish talent. However, he is a POS as a teammate but that wont stop him from getting another chance. Hell, Mike Vick will get another chance.

 

I don't understand how he wont be going to jail for 3 1/2 years

 

New Yorks law is anyone carrying a loaded fire arm without a permit gets a minimum 3 1/2 year sentence.. They had the NY mayor on the radio earlier and he said they are going to prosecute him to the fullest..

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QUOTE (knightni @ Dec 2, 2008 -> 02:46 AM)
I guess he should have checked the statutes before he signed that free agent contract.

 

If he'd have signed with the Cowboys, he'd still be playing. ;)

 

I hear that they sponsor gun giveaways at Texas sporting events.

 

Yeah, everyone has a gun down here

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QUOTE (Shadows @ Dec 1, 2008 -> 05:12 PM)
I wonder how his night started....

 

(Looking in the Mirror)

 

Plaxico Burress: "Alright, I got my chain on.. my diamond earrings. My shoes match my belt. I am ready to hit the club.. Oh wait, lemme tuck my gun in my pants in case there is a shoot out."

You can't wear a belt when you have sweatpants on...that definitely will hold your gun better!

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QUOTE (AssHatSoxFan @ Dec 2, 2008 -> 11:19 AM)
You can't wear a belt when you have sweatpants on...that definitely will hold your gun better!

 

I just think its hilarious the gun fell down his pants and shot him in the leg, his own gun.. I mean come on, don't you kinda feel that some people deserve some of these things?

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