Kenny Hates Prospects Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I was looking at the Dash logo and trying to decide why I didn't like it, and then all of the sudden I realized that the logo looks like a penis. The baseball face thing, that's the dickhead. The "D" is balls and the "ASH" part is the shaft. Seriously, look at it. It's a penis. And by the looks of it, it's an angry penis. http://wsdash.com/team/index.html?article_id=16 ^Look at the logo on the bottom of the page and see what I mean. The Winston-Salem fans don't even realize it yet. They're going to buy all this memorabilia and s*** and then one day they'll go to put their Dash hats on and be like "Holy s***, I've been wearing a dick on my head for like three months now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Tony82087 @ Dec 7, 2008 -> 02:54 PM) This is with the Dash stuff erased. You be the judge...... Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. I just sent them this email: "To Whom It May Concern: Before you start printing all those T-shirts and hats it may be wise to take a second look at your logo, because there is no question that it looks like a penis. You see, the "D" is the scrotum, the "ASH" is the shaft, and the baseball guy is the head. See how the head is curved and the baseball guy's mouth is right where the hole is? Turn the logo 180 degrees if you have to. See? That is definitely a penis, no doubt about it. I hope it's not too late to get your money back." I hope it's not too late. *Edit: I'm a dumbass. I meant to say to turn it 90 degrees. Duh. They should get the point though. The Dash logo is not far from being a boner. Edited December 7, 2008 by Kenny Hates Prospects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 LOL I just noticed what you titled that photo! The Dick Dash! Hahahaha, dude that totally sucks for our players but that is funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I hope Deadspin catches on to this. This is just too hilarious and to dead-on to only be a running joke on a message board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) In case anyone else wants to write an email to the Dick Dash telling them they should revise their logo, contact them at [email protected]. And, could someone photoshop the pic like Tony did (with the letters erased), except leave the head and rotate it so it's standing at attention? Not only would that be hilarious, but it would be a good thing to send the W-S people just in case they don't quite get the picture. Edited December 7, 2008 by Kenny Hates Prospects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 this is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
103 mph screwball Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Maybe it is designed to make the players try harder to get promoted. I'm sure they will not enjoy getting made fun of because of the purple peckers on their uniforms. Makes you wonder what they would have done with the horn if they had been named the rhinos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 QUOTE (Tony82087 @ Dec 7, 2008 -> 12:54 PM) Awesome, just freaking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Oh my god, the color is even purple. That's just great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Ok, one last one, take a look at the smoke on the baseball, does that look like anything you might find on a phallus???? Or at least coming out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 oh my god... this is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Dec 5, 2008 -> 02:06 PM) How 'bout Rip Rock? "DASH DAVIS" as in "CRASH DAVIS," It goes with the location too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPN366 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 So, is the red on the logo blood? Yikes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 QUOTE (JPN366 @ Dec 8, 2008 -> 03:13 AM) So, is the red on the logo blood? Yikes... I believe that's the vein. hahahahahaha this is hysterical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 the lines on the end that are supposed to give the impression it is going fast clearly are the pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 An anatomically correct sports logo, awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Even the famed Kanny Intimidators shudder when confronted with the force of the mighty Purple Phallus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) If your mascot is going to be a cock, at least make it a huge cock. Like Mandango. This one is embarrassingly small. I mean the shaft is not much longer than the head itself. The only saving grace is that the Dash have been circumsized Edited December 8, 2008 by 3E8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 QUOTE (3E8 @ Dec 8, 2008 -> 12:18 AM) If your mascot is going to be a cock, at least make it a huge cock. Like Mandango. This one is embarrassingly small. I mean the head is not much longer than the shaft itself. The only saving grace is that the Dash have been circumsized So, if a prospect hits his ass off in Winston-Salem can we say he’s compensating for something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 At least it's a firm, erect logo. What kind of message would it send if they went with a limp, flaccid symbol? A poor one, that's what. Personally, for what the logo lacks in length and girth I think it more than makes up for in vigor, intensity and I'm sure angry, explosive copulation if the head's fiery expression is any indication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.J. Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 guys, they just get REALLY EXCITED about baseball, ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 QUOTE (Kalapse @ Dec 8, 2008 -> 02:42 AM) At least it's a firm, erect logo. What kind of message would it send if they went with a limp, flaccid symbol? A poor one, that's what. Personally, for what the logo lacks in length and girth I think it more than makes up for in vigor, intensity and I'm sure angry, explosive copulation if head's fiery expression is any indication. This should be nominated for both Post of the Year and Thread of the Year when we get around to that. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 QUOTE (Kalapse @ Dec 8, 2008 -> 02:42 AM) At least it's a firm, erect logo. What kind of message would it send if they went with a limp, flaccid symbol? A poor one, that's what. Personally, for what the logo lacks in length and girth I think it more than makes up for in vigor, intensity and I'm sure angry, explosive copulation if head's fiery expression is any indication. I can't help but think about Darin Erstad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Dec 7, 2008 -> 03:30 PM) In case anyone else wants to write an email to the Dick Dash telling them they should revise their logo, contact them at [email protected]. And, could someone photoshop the pic like Tony did (with the letters erased), except leave the head and rotate it so it's standing at attention? Not only would that be hilarious, but it would be a good thing to send the W-S people just in case they don't quite get the picture. Since no one honored my request, http://s428.photobucket.com/albums/qq5/das...s_dick_dash.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) PS some of you guys need to write the W-S people an email too. If I don't hear back from them tomorrow they're going to get an inbox full of dicks. I mean it's funny, but do we really want our top prospects wearing dicks on their uniforms? Stick up for players, people (no pun intended). Edited December 8, 2008 by Kenny Hates Prospects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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