The limerick thread

[Texsox]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

In space that is quite economical,

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean,

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

 

I believe everyone knows the form they take. Add one or two lines and let's see how we do.

 

 

There once was a man from Chicago

[lostfan]

Who filled his car's trunk with some cargo

[Texsox]

There once was a man from Chicago

Who filled his car's trunk with some cargo

He drove down to Dixie

for a quick fix-e

[Rex Kickass]

But he meant to go to Fargo.

[Texsox]

There once was a gal so tall

[SoxFan562004]

threadjack...

 

there was a guy named Whitey O'Day who use to perform around town, I saw him at Irish Eyes in Lincoln Park a lot (he was a fellow Elmhurst College grad so he and I would always talk) who would do about a 10 minute section of limerick's that was awesome. I use to know a ton of them and probably could remember them if I had the proper prompts. I haven't seen him around much lately, but those were some classic nights.

 

/end threadjack

[lostfan]

There once was a girl so tall

 

Whose chest could not fit in a bra

[clyons]

There once was a girl so tall

 

Whose chest could not fit in a bra

 

For filling a sweater

There was no one else better

Edited December 5, 2008 by PlaySumFnJurny

[kjshoe04]

For filling a sweater

There was no one else better

 

except for her dear old Ma.

Edited December 5, 2008 by kjshoe04

[juddling]

There once was a man named Lodge

[IlliniKrush]

There once was a man named Lodge

Who kind of resembled Merril Hoge

 

[Texsox]

There once was a man named Lodge

Who kind of resembled Merril Hoge

It's been said

about his head

[lostfan]

There once was a man named Lodge

Who kind of resembled Merril Hoge

It's been said

about his head

That it really was rather quite large.

[lostfan]

There once was a woman named Vick

[Balta1701]

There once was a woman named Vick

Whose dogs had not yet been mauled sick

[The Critic]

But then that kid Mike

(who she never did like)

Pulled the most dastardly trick

[knightni]

There once was a scoutmaster from Texas.

[kjshoe04]

There once was a scoutmaster from Texas.

Who was about as old as T-Rex's.

[knightni]

Beans he ate,

til they weren't so great.

The troop about died from his excesses.

[lostfan]

There once was a whore from Peru

Who filled her vagina with glue

She said with a grin

"If they pay to get in

then they'll pay to get out of it, too."

[lostfan]

Ok, I kind of broke the rules on the last one, lol.

 

There once was a poster named Texsox

[Rooftop Shots]

There once was a poster named Texsox

 

Who owned a pet that was a hexed Ox

[knightni]

The beast was slow,

it wouldn't go.

But at least it was more pleasant than the Ex-Fox.

[lostfan]

Who owned a pet that was a hexed Ox

He wanted it tame

To take to the game

But excuses are not for the White Sox.

[lostfan]

There once was a perv in the window