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Have You Ever Stolen From the Office Fridge?


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  1. 1. Have you ever stolen from your office fridge?

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    • No
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QUOTE (JorgeFabregas @ Dec 16, 2008 -> 06:00 PM)
No. One time someone took a bite out of my slice of pizza and put it back in the fridge on top of the bag it was in. They must not have liked it. Not surprising, considering it was a week old.

 

Look for the guy with the diarrhea and you've got your culprit. :D

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Beers. Back in the day, suppliers would come in for after hours product meetings and it would be beer and pizza usually. I'd grab the extras for the ride home. Kids, I was a highly trained professional, do not try this today.

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QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 03:20 PM)
One solution for that theft problem: Make a dog s*** sandwhich, wrap it in foil and then a plastic bag. Set that bad boy front and center in the office fridge.

That is pure genius.

 

And also a fireable offense.

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I did one time at the radiostation I hated working at in college. And I took a bagel out of a bag of bagels, and ate it plain because I was starving and couldnt leave for food.

 

And I replaced the bagel the next week and nobody complained

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Today at work we had a Christmas party that was like a potluck, you either bring a dish or contribute 5 dollars. I did neither and helped myself. I figure, there was another party I was supposed to go to on Friday that I gave money for and was too busy to go, so f*** it.

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