whitesoxfan101 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabeth-f...texted-her-dad/ Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was “gr8″. We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide spread humiliation on the interwebs. Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (above) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers (according to TheChive) leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance. As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man. I don't even know what the believe in terms of validity online anymore, but this seems real, and it's funny as hell regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderBolt Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Dec 16, 2008 -> 11:42 PM) http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabeth-f...texted-her-dad/ I don't even know what the believe in terms of validity online anymore, but this seems real, and it's funny as hell regardless. I've seen pictures of the girl and the phone. Still could be a joke, but its seems fairly legitmate. Edited December 17, 2008 by Thunderbolt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 (edited) So she goofed up by sending the text to her Dad and she's 18 and having sex. I'd say nowadays most dads would be glad if their daughter made it to 18 without giving up the cookies. What's the huge deal? Edited December 17, 2008 by LosMediasBlancas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justBLAZE Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 02:38 AM) So she goofed up by sending the text to her Dad and she's 18 and having sex. I'd say nowadays most dads would be glad if their daughter made it to 18 without giving up the cookies. What's the huge deal? True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 It really didn't seem to me that he was that upset in his text back to her. In fact, it sounded like he was more or less giving her s***. I'm sure the parents made sure that one or both parties were using protection, but unless they are very strongly Catholic (and even a lot of the Catholics I know have given it up), they probably aren't upset. It's still funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Looking at the actual text I dont see what would have been so hard about saying something like, I meant it was the first time I was at a beach, or first time I went parasailing or first time I went snorkeling or I was being sarcastic and saying its lame because we go to the beach all the time. If you cant spin this as a kid you have problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 05:41 AM) Looking at the actual text I dont see what would have been so hard about saying something like, I meant it was the first time I was at a beach, or first time I went parasailing or first time I went snorkeling or I was being sarcastic and saying its lame because we go to the beach all the time. If you cant spin this as a kid you have problems. ...and if she is in fact referring to sex, that fact that it's followed by 'wish u were here' would make it kind of an awkward text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 So how did this get from her dad to the web? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 09:23 PM) So how did this get from her dad to the web? *hoax* I am certain of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 It's bulls***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Also, who would she be telling 'wish you were here' to if it was a class trip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I'm sure it's bulls***, but it's still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 she's pretty good lookin, lucky guy to get her on the beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Im the guy who banged her, she wasn't that great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Well, I know it wasn't me. I have certain fears tied with having sex in areas like a forest or the beach. With a beach, I KNOW I'll be sexing some girl and a crab will find its way over. Or in a forest they'll be ticks nearby, which I honestly fear and would probably faint if I had to ever remove one from my cockles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Dec 18, 2008 -> 03:44 PM) she's pretty good lookin, lucky guy to get her on the beach. It looks like a photo of a boy from 1972. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord chas Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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