Rowand44 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 02:06 PM) I am not trying to promote anyone to bring pornographic material here but someone I know has a dvd that he claims there is a women who has teeth that snaps within her vagina. This dvd supposedly has her in action snapping "things". Freaking brutal and I would never watch something crazy like that but has anyone ever seen this stuff? It has to be bulls***,right? Never saw it but the movie is called "Teeth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 02:07 PM) Never saw it but the movie is called "Teeth." yep thats it. I seen the cover and it said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 03:06 PM) I am not trying to promote anyone to bring pornographic material here but someone I know has a dvd that he claims there is a women who has teeth that snaps within her vagina. This dvd supposedly has her in action snapping "things". Freaking brutal and I would never watch something crazy like that but has anyone ever seen this stuff? It has to be bulls***,right? What a coincidence! I was just starting to wonder what had become of my ex-girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I've seen "Teeth." Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Pretty funny at time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 03:51 PM) I've seen "Teeth." Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Pretty funny at time though. So its just a movie thats scripted? That f***er told me like it was some like real footage or something of a lady who had some weird cooch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Haha, Eminem had Bruno's balls in his face at the MTV music awards Edited June 1, 2009 by kyyle23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I didn't know they kicked Stryker off Loveline, which was a smart move. Olivia Munn co-hosted all of last week and hear a couple of shows and she was good. Made it feel closer to Carolla like. No funny rants, but the mood and tone of the show. She was open with her experiences when you got the feeling Stryker never even touched a boob before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 02:41 PM) What a coincidence! I was just starting to wonder what had become of my ex-girlfriend. Does it really count when they are taking out their dentures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan562004 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:41 PM) I didn't know they kicked Stryker off Loveline, which was a smart move. Olivia Munn co-hosted all of last week and hear a couple of shows and she was good. Made it feel closer to Carolla like. No funny rants, but the mood and tone of the show. She was open with her experiences when you got the feeling Stryker never even touched a boob before. That was one of the biggest drop-offs I could ever imagine. I listened to Loveline with Adam and Dr. Drew for as long as it was on in Chicago and it was always good, but for the last 2-3 years Adam was on it was priceless, some of the best entertainment that was available and then Stryker was terrible. They teased that they might have DAG or McHale or even Steve-O as the new co-host then it was Stryker and it went away in Chicago for awhile, I believe Dr. Drew's popularity with the rehab show brought it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) I would like to extend my apologies to Bob Dylan. About a week ago, during a random chat session following the Sox game, the topic of the film "Open Water" came up. It's about a couple being stranded, without anyone knowing of their location, in the ocean. This somehow transitioned into the idea of a plane crashing into open water. Dylan said that if he would ever find himself isolated in the middle of the ocean following a commercial airplane crash he'd kill himself. I, trying to be the voice of reason, suggested that if his plane did crash and he survived, surely the wait for help in this technological age -- even in regions furthest from land -- shouldn't be more than 6-7 hours. It'd be worth it to wait. There should be enough flaming wreckage and/or debris remaining afloat to assist him until help arrives. Well, after this Air France crash I'm beginning to see that finding a lost plane in 2009, even when its last coordinates are known AND a nearby vessel witnesses a large flame in the distance, you're still screwed. Go ahead and kill yourself, Dylan. Edited June 2, 2009 by Flash Tizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Yet more undeniable proof that chat rules over all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 To keep with my soxtalk tradition I have a new avatar thanks to the f***ing awesome sir knightni. and Comedy Central. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 We're out of Bort license plates in the gift shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 So I just found out one of the contestants on season 2 of Paris Hiltons BFF show I went to college with and know haha. Strange, but not totally surprising somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I see that this came out on DVD this week. Watched it when it originally aired on Comedy Central. Absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 07:14 PM) So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. I dont even know what to say about that one. Just glad your ok dude. How did it not take your heads off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 07:14 PM) So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. jesus christ, good to hear you're ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 07:14 PM) So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. Now that you're alive; we need to catch a Sox game in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (greasywheels121 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 07:31 PM) Now that you're alive; we need to catch a Sox game in the near future. I concur. I'm in for a week. The only day I have s*** to do is Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik22 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 07:14 PM) So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. Wow I'm glad you're ok man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 First the hurricane hits Carbondale, now this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 07:14 PM) So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. It doesn't sound like its the semi's fault, but I hated driving near those dudes coming and going from C-dale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Jun 3, 2009 -> 08:14 PM) So I had a near death experience today. And by that I mean that I was probably a few feet away from dying. Driving back to Chicago from Carbondale and my car just out of no where(might have caught the trucks back draft or something) gets loose and I had absolutely no control of it. It swerves left and then swerves right under a semi truck. So ya, we ended up under the semi, literally just a few feet away from getting ran over by the wheels. You're like Clark Griswald! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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