Brian Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Never been summoned. Knock on wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I glued my f***in fingers together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 06:34 PM) I glued my f***in fingers together. YES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I've been summoned four times, got chosen for a jury once, ended up being named foreman, and wanted to do an 11-person Three Stooges slap. I've met dumber people before and since, but not 11 of them in one room with my "freedom" in their hands. An open-and-shut simple trademark-infringement case took three days (one and a half days of testimony, one and a half days of deliberation). Frustrating doesn't begin to describe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 06:34 PM) I glued my f***in fingers together. Military intelligence at its finest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:34 PM) I glued my f***in fingers together. I think you're doing it wrong. Your penis is what should be used, not your fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:54 PM) I think you're doing it wrong. Your penis is what should be used, not your fingers. nicely played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:42 PM) Military intelligence at its finest It's an oxymoron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:34 PM) If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? Not funny lost, my Mom has one leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 08:35 PM) Not funny lost, my Mom has one leg. You already did this today, you have to wait until tomorrow before you can do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:37 PM) You already did this today, you have to wait until tomorrow before you can do it again. Okay. But Kyle works at IHOP........just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Screamin A. Smith is now a soft-spoken political analyst for MSNBC. And shockingly he's actually damn good. http://deadspin.com/5326656/stephen-a-smit...e-of-moderation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:35 PM) Not funny lost, my Mom has one leg. QUOTE (lostfan @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:37 PM) You already did this today, you have to wait until tomorrow before you can do it again. QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jul 30, 2009 -> 07:47 PM) Okay. But Kyle works at IHOP........just sayin. Excellent work boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift A German company has invented a marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim. The sexy swimsuit disappears by dissolving in water, leaving a woman completely nude and embarrassed. The sexy black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is it’s made from a material that completely melts away after a few seconds in water. Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women's rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 10:26 AM) Dissolving Bikini is the Ultimate Revenge Gift I support this product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 An EF-1 tornado hit my golf course yesterday, and destroyed our South course (#1 ranked course in Tennessee). Over 200 trees down combined b/t our North and South courses. I was supposed to be at work when it hit yesterday, but had to give up my shift to go take care of that jury duty business I talked about a few posts ago. Scary stuff. But, my last few days of work before I'm done for the summer are gonna be pretty slow, unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautox Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 www.thru-you.com this is why i love the internets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 So here's a Q to ponder. If you are undertaking a job interview, and the other person is basically speaking to you e.g outlining the role or asking you questions, what's the best body language you should use? For example, I'm prob more of the type of person who would say "mm hmm and yes" a bit too much, and I think I need to smile and relax a bit more. And yes I'm asking because I have an interview on Thursday and I want to nail it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 How come I am the only one on here that complains about working too much? Seriously though the people I work with tell me I am a mad man for working the hours that I work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 31, 2009 -> 09:36 AM) I support this product. unfortunately, this product does not end up supporting anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Aug 2, 2009 -> 06:21 PM) How come I am the only one on here that complains about working too much? Seriously though the people I work with tell me I am a mad man for working the hours that I work. Because some of us are unemployed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 2, 2009 -> 07:48 PM) Because some of us are unemployed? You have now taken any enjoyment that I have had out of complaining about work...how dare you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Aug 2, 2009 -> 08:06 PM) You have now taken any enjoyment that I have had out of complaining about work...how dare you. I didn't even mention my unemployed father... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 2, 2009 -> 08:10 PM) I didn't even mention my unemployed father... Being a fellow bad person I am going to assume that is a lie and you are f***ing with me...I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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