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LOL.

 

I was wondering if this was going to happen.

 

And here I go getting all serious and everything.

 

Well... useful information for men with foreskins... and the women who love them. LOL.

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QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jan 2, 2009 -> 04:35 PM)
Oh my god....I saw the thread title in the admin board with "penis" in it and I was like dang, looks like an interesting thread. Little did I know it was I that was the author of such thread. I must admit, I'm shocked at the serious answers. However, Andrew was right about my account being hacked. I was logged into Soxtalk over at Mario (Molto) and Jeff's place (Shipps) which is where I was staying the past few days. Clearly one of them realized I was still signed in and made what I think might be the funniest thread I've ever seen on this site :lol:

Lies. You got your advice and then played it off as fake.

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As was I.

 

It is a cleanliness issue.

 

If you're snipped you have less of a chance of infections and bacteria.

 

I'm sure that at your age, you might be on the shelf for 4-6 weeks or so.

To my understanding to avoid those infections you just regularly need to clean your dick. Can we really trust boys to make sure and touch themselves there in the shower?

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My Top 10 Favorite: Reasons to NOT Get Circumcised (that I pulled together from different sites)

 

10. Because if it aint broke: don't fix it

9. Protection against sunburn (Not a big problem in the upper midwest, but probably handy in some parts of the world)

8. Because if you don't, you'll belong to an exclusive club that includes celebrities like Bono, Mick Jagger, almost every European you can think of... and Nick Nolte.

7. Avoid losing skin usable for plastic surgery

6. Can use foreskin to store contact lenses or smuggle heroin

5. Because condoms slip off circumcised penes more easily. (I never knew the plural of penis was penes. LOL)

4. Cost (That's why Elvis was intact.)

3. Circumcision results in loss of protection against frostbite*. (Yikes... see below)

2. Because the foreskin evolved over tens of millions of years and every male mammal has one. (God must have known what he was doing when he put it there. So why fool with mother nature?)

 

And #1... So you can perform the full repertoire of "Puppetry of the Penis" (BTW - the website says they are looking for puppeteers if anyone is looking for a new gig.)

 

 

*Frostbite?

"...my private parts were nipped and swelled up. When I mentioned this to Mike, it turned out he was having the same problem only worse, with a blistered end. He was circumcised and therefore, in effect, had one less layer of insulation. I made a note of this factor in terms of selecting future candidates for polar expeditions." Sir Ranulph Fiennes - Mind Over Matter: the Epic Crossing of the Antarctic Continent

 

 

A Few Sources:

39 Good Reasons Not to Circumcise

17 Functions of the Foreskin

Famous Intact Men (A list of unsnipped actors, athletes, leaders, historical figures, etc.)

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