southsideirish71 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Just make sure that Dr. Lorenna Bobbit isn't performing the procedure for you. I have to take advantage here, because adult circumcision might never come up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Dude, just think about stitches and morning wood. No way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Couple thoughts, We should have been suspicious of any thread that involves Gage having a girlfriend. But I guess imaginary girlfriends can have demands as well. Isn't shipps a great friend for coming up with a cover story for gage? Kind of jumping on the granade. I wouldn't do it. After I had it done, I couldn't walk for almost a year. Of course I had no say in the matter, I was only a couple days old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Well good thing you were on vacation Tex...you would have called me out on it right away and shed light to all the other village idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Here is a thread on another board that may help Gage in his real problem. http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f13/how-make...-bigger-307723/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 09:12 AM) Well good thing you were on vacation Tex...you would have called me out on it right away and shed light to all the other village idiots. I'm sure a few of us village idiots can be pretty creative about ways to get even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (scenario @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 10:52 AM) I'm sure a few of us village idiots can be pretty creative about ways to get even. LOL That is the one thing I have been worried about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 10:53 AM) LOL That is the one thing I have been worried about. But remember it's Gage, he is in the Urban Dictionary for his ineptness regarding this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (Texsox @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 10:57 AM) But remember it's Gage, he is in the Urban Dictionary for his ineptness regarding this stuff. Yes but the village idiots are much smarter and more savvy than myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scenario Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 03:52 PM) I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide.... It was pretty tempting. I had a picture of industrial strength knee pads all ready to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 03:52 PM) I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide.... We realize there are precious few opportunities there in Iowa. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for a career Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 04:52 PM) I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide.... I didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 03:52 PM) I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide.... You gotta do what you gotta do... On that note, I'm looking for a logistics internship this summer, so if you have any pointers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 (edited) while skimming through this wonderful thread, a question popped into my head... is there any difference from the circumcision at birth done by a doctor at the hospital then the circumcision done at a bris or religious ceremony? EDIT: I just did some quick research on my own, and it turns out about only 30% of males have been circumcised. I thought it'd be a lot higher number then that, maybe 50%. Also, only 32% of that 30% are non Muslim. Edited January 6, 2009 by BearSox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 P.S. If Gage ever writes an autobiography, this should be the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (BearSox @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:01 PM) while skimming through this wonderful thread, a question popped into my head... is there any difference from the circumcision at birth done by a doctor at the hospital then the circumcision done at a bris or religious ceremony? EDIT: I just did some quick research on my own, and it turns out about only 30% of males have been circumcised. I thought it'd be a lot higher number then that, maybe 50%. Also, only 32% of that 30% are non Muslim. That's all? I would have thought it would be higher too... The Few. The Proud. The Circumcised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearSox Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (dasox24 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:13 PM) That's all? I would have thought it would be higher too... The Few. The Proud. The Circumcised. It is from wikipedia that I got that number... but I think they are a lot more reliable then people give them credit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Time for a Soxtalk poll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:27 PM) Time for a Soxtalk poll! I echo that sentiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 It took me five minutes to figure out what you meant by pink taco....Iam an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:20 AM) It took me five minutes to figure out what you meant by pink taco....Iam an idiot. Ah, you must be more used to the "open face roast beef sandwich" description Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:41 AM) Ah, you must be more used to the "open face roast beef sandwich" description Nope, I just thought this thread was all about the penis. So you can imagine the strange visuals that went through my head thinking pink taco penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:44 AM) So you can imagine the strange visuals that went through my head thinking pink taco penis. Dude, they give you keys to that cabinet at work!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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