Texsox Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I thought it would be fun to compile a guide to partying. For example, When faced with that "it's late and you have to get up early, is it worth sleeping" question, always grab some sleep. Even if it is 5 am and you need to be awake at 6 am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 When faced with the question "should I have one more?" the answer is always YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 When at the end of the night faced with that "should I drive or not?" question, never drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 When faced with thinking about saying something honestly to your girlfriend while drunk, pass out or pretend to pass out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 1) You can take care of that in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If you can remember to do so, drink water and/or Powerade before passing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Don't drink shots somebody bought you until you make sure what it is, otherwise you might accidentally get a dose of that completely vile Jagermeister crap and then it's all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Don't drink shots somebody bought you until you make sure what it is, otherwise you might accidentally get a dose of that completely vile Jagermeister crap and then it's all over. Or you could wake up in a hotel room without your pants and a very sore rectum. This hasn't happened to me, I dont hang out at trucker bars. Edited January 13, 2009 by DukeNukeEm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) If you can't remember what went on the night before, apologize to everyone - maybe even to people who weren't there. Also, two words you should NEVER say in a bar - "surprise me". Edited January 13, 2009 by The Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo's Drinker Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Try to avoid eating greasy food before going to bars. You may be a victim to the stalls with no walls syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (The Critic @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:47 PM) Also, two words you should NEVER say in a bar - "surprise me". Depends on whether you know the bartender and whether (s)he can make drinks worth a damn. If you are in a band playing at a bar that has both types of music — country and western — do not assume the drinks for the band are free just because the bartender doesn't charge you for the first round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 12:53 PM) Try to avoid eating greasy food before going to bars. You may be a victim to the stalls with no walls syndrome. Wrap your mind around this: Fogo De Chou (sp?) all you can eat red meat+Joe's on Weed no door stalls+me=spectator poop Its happened. I've also had to bury one on the beach in Panama City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:04 PM) Depends on whether you know the bartender and whether (s)he can make drinks worth a damn. If you are in a band playing at a bar that has both types of music — country and western — do not assume the drinks for the band are free just because the bartender doesn't charge you for the first round. Excellent Bob's Country Bunker is like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 It's not a sprint, it's a marathon. Allow the drinks to kick in one at a time before reaching for the next one. You'll drink less and save yourself some cash and possibly some embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ladies, if you're at a bar and notice that kyle is also at the bar, do not leave your drink unattended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:22 PM) Ladies, if you're at a bar and notice that kyle is also at the bar, do not leave your drink unattended. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:30 PM) LMAO Especially if you're walking around like Pete Rose in that ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:31 PM) Especially if you're walking around like Pete Rose in that ad. What? Thats my black tie outfit. You should see my casual wear...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Don't drink too much Vodka before going out (especially on an empty stomach). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Vodka + RedBull = good and bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Dont ever ever ever pregame the pregame. I do this routinely and I always regret it. Beer before liquor you'll never be sicker etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 At the end of the night, do not drink a few shots of schnapps to get rid of the "beer breath". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 If my stomach is rumbling, sometimes I'll take a preliminary Immodium....I don't know if you should take one with alcohol or not, but if stuffs shooting out of one end or the other, at least its the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) There's nothing wrong with pre-gaming for an open bar However, you are an idiot for opening a tab while at an open bar b/c you dont like the liquor selection (I have a friend who once did this, we then relentlessly mocked him to this day) Edited January 13, 2009 by ChiSox_Sonix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 04:06 PM) If my stomach is rumbling, sometimes I'll take a preliminary Immodium....I don't know if you should take one with alcohol or not, but if stuffs shooting out of one end or the other, at least its the mouth. Rule Number 1 when partying with Heads should be to question him as to whether he has taken his Immodium before deciding whether to walk in front of him or behind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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