Soxtalk's Guide to Partying

[DukeNukeEm]

I dont run away, but if I see those flashing lights I'm throwing my drink on the floor and walking right out.

 

But really, by the time the cops come I'm sick of waiting in lines for kegs and dealing with all the assholes anyways. I've seen my friends and I've already found some better party that doesn't let in any dumb one semester and done dropout loser who just came to Carbondale because they heard about how great the parties are.

[dasox24]

Ugh, I hate that. People immediately flip s*** when there is any mention of authorities. Right...because throwing your drink, bolting for the back door and running like an asshole makes you look of age.

No kidding... Every cop I've ever talked to (and believe me, I've talked to plenty) says if you act normal, you won't get in trouble. That's why I hate freshman newbies because they can f*** things up by freaking out if cops do bust up a party. I've never gotten a citation or anything like that in my life for drinking and I've been to a few parties that have had the cops show up. Unless you encounter some complete jackass cop on a power-trip, they'll respect you as long as you respect them. Sound advice for any high schoolers reading this board.

 

On a side note, making friends with campus police can do wonders for you. I've literally drank with a UTPD officer in my house before when he was off-duty. I'm on good enough terms with 3 police officers on the force here that I don't ever really worry any more about getting in trouble.

[LosMediasBlancas]

Clearly, we have different definitions of drunk. If my head is clear enough to where I'm thinking "gee, I sure don't want a hangover tomorrow. I think I'll wash down a multi vitamin with some pedialite"...then I'm not drunk.

Drunk is waking up on the bathroom floor still wearing all your clothes from the night before...shoes, coat etc. and with the worst vomit breath imaginable. Your hands are shaking and every muscle in your body is jittery. You finally somehow make it to your bed and sleep for another 6 hours, THEN the hangover begins.

 

[Heads22]

My version of drunk includes forgetting the names of close friends, inability to talk, and lapses of memory.

[shipps]

Iam at the pinnacle of drunkness and know to stop when my left eye closes shut uncontrollably.

[The Critic]

Iam at the pinnacle of drunkness and know to stop when my left eye closes shut uncontrollably.

Do you also pick up a pipe and a can of spinach?

I don't know why a shut-down left eye made me think of Popeye immediately, but it did.

 

 

[bmags]

I consider my night of drinking successful if I somehow remembered to take my contacts out, you should too. To help this, I always bring a contact case pre-filled with contact solution. It's this type of forward thinking that will help me in the real world.

[TheBlackSox8]

i think whenever possible(if at all) find a way to put a lid on your glass. Me and a few different friends have dropped phones in full glasses. I tend to drink bottles a lot more now. My little brother did it twice in 1 week.

[bmags]

yeah everytime I see that happen I can't contain the laughter. It isn't the act, but the reaction after they realized what happened.

[FlaSoxxJim]

i think whenever possible(if at all) find a way to put a lid on your glass. Me and a few different friends have dropped phones in full glasses. I tend to drink bottles a lot more now. My little brother did it twice in 1 week.

 

 

yeah everytime I see that happen I can't contain the laughter. It isn't the act, but the reaction after they realized what happened.

 

So, this happens a lot - the dropping phones into beer glasses thing??

 

Man, I feel like such an amateur drinker now.

[TheBlackSox8]

So, this happens a lot - the dropping phones into beer glasses thing??

 

Man, I feel like such an amateur drinker now.

since text messaging....you take your phone out...look at the text in front of your face, and over your beer....sometimes you lose grip of the phone, and then plop.

[TheBlackSox8]

and of course you don't tell the insurance what really happened...lol

[bmags]

The best is when someone is actually talking on their phone and try to grab something with their other free hand and hold the phone b/w head and shoulder and it slips out and plop. Both hands occupied and phone into glass. Too funny.

[TheBlackSox8]

The best is when someone is actually talking on their phone and try to grab something with their other free hand and hold the phone b/w head and shoulder and it slips out and plop. Both hands occupied and phone into glass. Too funny.

My little brother had his phone in his mouth, glass in one hand, sandwich in the other walking down the stairs of my house. He dropped it right in his glass. Then like a week later he had his phone on his glass, it was narrow enough, and he jerked and it fell right in.

Edited January 15, 2009 by onedude

[FlaSoxxJim]

My little brother had his phone in his mouth, glass in one hand, sandwich in the other walking down the stairs of my house. He dropped it right in his glass. Then like a week later he had his phone on his glass, it was narrow enough, and he jerked and it fell right in.

 

Does your little brother ride the short bus to school in the morning?

 

[TheBlackSox8]

Does your little brother ride the short bus to school in the morning?

 

No he isn't special or anything...but he isn't real bright.

 

He just broke something in my kitchen just now...what's that tell ya?

It was a drinking glass.

Edited January 15, 2009 by onedude

[bmags]

hahaha

[witesoxfan]

The best is when someone is actually talking on their phone and try to grab something with their other free hand and hold the phone b/w head and shoulder and it slips out and plop. Both hands occupied and phone into glass. Too funny.

 

phone into urinal

[TheBlackSox8]

he just left my house in an unzipped hoody, and basketball shorts. He amazes me....it's f***ing -5 in Peoria with a -28 wind chill.

This morning he had to get a ride from someone because he forgot to put gas in his car. Not bright at all.

[qwerty]

No he isn't special or anything...but he isn't real bright.

 

He just broke something in my kitchen just now...what's that tell ya?

It was a drinking glass.

 

I was gonna suggest plastic cups but then again he still may cut himself. Have you thought about investing in something else less dangerous for him?

 

 

PS, remember to tell him the cups are not edible.

Edited January 15, 2009 by qwerty

[shipps]

phone into urinal

 

There was a scene in Nick and Nora's Infinite playlist had this. A scene that made me want to vomit,but I guess just the fact that I was watching that movie should have made me want to vomit.

[SoxFan1]

phone into urinal

I've seen that before, except in a toilet. Hilarity ensued.

[hawksfan61]

I've seen that before, except in a toilet. Hilarity ensued.

 

I know more than one person who has pulled this one off without even having anything in them. The lesson is, don't talk on the phone while your dropping some friends off at the pool.

[witesoxfan]

Yeah I did the urinal bit. Broke a Moto Rokr in the process. I really liked that phone too. So now as a rule, I do not talk on the phone when pissing. I will literally hold it until the conversation is done and then go drain the lizard.

[LosMediasBlancas]

Cell phone slippage would be reduced significantly if the phone was made of something less slick, so that it had some grip to it when you try to pin it between your head and shoulder.

I've never seen anyone drop their cell into a glass though. When you consider the size of most cell phones and the opening at the top of a glass, even a pint glass, it would have to be a perfect shot.