wilmot825 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 (edited) I just thought about this with the recent news. Which White Sox pitcher do you think could down more beers? Or even throw down the most food? Your Choices are Bobby Jenks or Bartolo Colon. DISCUSS Edited January 15, 2009 by wilmot825 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Food: Colon Beers: Bobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I think what you meant to say was "Who's a bigger fat ass?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo's Drinker Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Is this really necessary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Jan 15, 2009 -> 03:42 PM) Is this really necessary? At least make it a poll and turn it into a semi-interesting thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchtower41 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Wasn't there a story a few years back about Colon treating the entire Angels team to White Castle? The details escape me, but that must have been one helluva feast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 QUOTE (watchtower41 @ Jan 15, 2009 -> 03:49 PM) Wasn't there a story a few years back about Colon treating the entire Angels team to White Castle? The details escape me, but that must have been one helluva feast! Gas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 If we have an award in 2009 for worst thread idea, this had better win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckweaver Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 How about a Cubs/Sox "legends" cage match to add to this contest: Rick Reuschel v. Wilbur Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 15, 2009 -> 03:50 PM) If we have an award in 2009 for worst thread idea, this had better win. Watch....this thread will wind up going on for several months with hundreds of posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilmot825 Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Hey! Its cold outside and there is nothing to do, so why not think of stupid things to argue about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 ...For The Loss!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claydude14 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Da Big Man Bobby Jenks without a doubt could out drink Colon. In an eating competition, I do not know. Thus ends my insight to this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Mark Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Why hasn't Juan Uribe been included in the eating portion of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claydude14 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Thank you Markbillards, that just blew this thread wide open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Jaime Navarro could swallow both whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilmot825 Posted January 16, 2009 Author Share Posted January 16, 2009 I forgot one-time Sox player, David Wells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 forget eating, Frank Thomas would just break all 3 in half, turn into the Hulk, and save Chicago from the cold of winter...until he breaks his ankle again of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 el guapo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan-kwman Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 QUOTE (Markbilliards @ Jan 15, 2009 -> 08:37 PM) Why hasn't Juan Uribe been included in the eating portion of this? I agree with Markbilliards, why hasn't Buffet Uribe been included on this discussion? I think he can compete both drinking & eating!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I'm going Carlos Castillo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Food = Shingo Takatsu Beer = Mark Buehrle Hard Liquor = Bobby Jenks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Jan 16, 2009 -> 09:18 PM) Food = Shingo Takatsu Beer = Mark Buehrle Hard Liquor = Bobby Jenks Didn't Bobby say he no longer drinks hard liquor since he set himself on fire after a Tequila binge? If ex-players are in the mix I say: Food - Wells Beer - Karkovice. He drank himself sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranktheTank35 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Food: Bobby Jenks.. that man would DOMINATE a wings competition at BW3.. Beer: Okay, this might be a curveball... but Jim Thome.. Mr. Incredible.. and you KNOW Mr. Incredible was a beer man. Hard Liquor: Carlos Quentin.. something about him screams hardcore teenage drinker, I don't know what. Some different choices.. I'm glad this wasn't a poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilmot825 Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Food- Bartolo: He looks like a guy who can eat a million Chipotle burritos Beer- Bobby: If you're so drunk you set yourself on fire, you win. Hard Liq- Alexei: Yes, a VERY odd choice but he looks like that guy at the bar who swindles you out of money when it comes to a drinking bet. Edited January 17, 2009 by wilmot825 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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