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Harris fishtails the van and rams it into a wall. He quickly opens the door of the van, but to his surprise, Punto is not inside.

 

Rod Blagojevich, sitting with large bags that have dollar signs on them: What are you doing?!

 

Secret agent: Ummmm...nothing. What are you doing?

 

Blagojevich: Nothing. Nothing illegal here.

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Williams looks out the side of the helicopter to see a mushroom cloud erupt over the city of Detroit. Williams sighs, looking dismayed. Eventually, they land in downtown Detroit, completely ignoring the fact that there probably was a lot of radiation in the air.

 

Williams: Good lord, it's a dead zone here.

 

Floyd: Actually, everything looks the same.

 

Williams: You're right, it does. That's odd.

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