knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I need relationship advice. Valentine's Day is coming up and I could use you guys' help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) first, you find out her name. Come back to me when you complete step 1 Edited February 4, 2009 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Okay, she said it was Gwen, or Jen or something like that, I forget. Now what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 07:40 PM) first, you find out her name. Come back to me when you complete step 1 second you find out how long she has been posting adds on craigslist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 07:42 PM) second you find out how long she has been posting adds on craigslist. Third, always state the "no laughing during sex" rule* *FOTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 07:45 PM) Third, always state the "no laughing during sex" rule* *FOTC Yes and you should wear shorts to really get her turned on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Okay, but what about Valentine's Day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 07:50 PM) Okay, but what about Valentine's Day? Ask her where she's taking you for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 But where should we go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 08:03 PM) But where should we go? Name your pricerange and restaurants in your area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 08:03 PM) But where should we go? Your parents house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 09:05 PM) Name your pricerange and restaurants in your area I don't know, if she's taking me, I don't want to overdue it, do I? What kind of places would a girl want to take a guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) I think Valentine's Day dinner is all about romance and getting you both in a romantic mood. That being the case, the perfect Valentine's day night out is Hooters and then a strip club. A cheap strip club preferentially, because: a ) you want to demonstrate you are responsible financially b ) you don't want the strippers to be significantly hotter than your date or she will be self-conscious c ) your date is likely not supermodel material, so you want to be able to demonstrate your ability to become aroused by women even when they are not real lookers Make sure you let us know how it goes. Edited February 4, 2009 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Hm, makes sense. Should I be buying a gift or anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 08:28 PM) Hm, makes sense. Should I be buying a gift or anything? A Mop would show her that you are serious about commitment. It says, Hey Girl my kitchen floor needs your tender loving touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 Hmm... I don't know... Don't women like flowers, or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 09:23 PM) I think Valentine's Day dinner is all about romance and getting you both in a romantic mood. That being the case, the perfect Valentine's day night out is Hooters and then a strip club. A cheap strip club preferentially, because: a ) you want to demonstrate you are responsible financially b ) you don't want the strippers to be significantly hotter than your date or she will be self-conscious c ) your date is likely not supermodel material, so you want to be able to demonstrate your ability to become aroused by women even when they are not real lookers Make sure you let us know how it goes. brb. doing this with wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (mreye @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 10:01 PM) Then she will know you are looking out for her health as well, since White Castle also serves as a natural laxative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2009 -> 09:45 PM) Hmm... I don't know... Don't women like flowers, or something? The whole women liking flowers thing is way overblown, but most women are too reserved to say anything. A case of beer is generally more appreciated, and more practical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Buy her a case of K-Y jelly. Nothing says Valentine's day like a whole lot of butt lovin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Mark Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Give her a big pink heart shaped box. When she opens it she should find your built up fecal matter from the past 2 weeks and a hand written note that reads, "Now you know me from the inside out, will you be my valentine?" Girls love ways you can show them your interested in intimacy without sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Take her to get a massage at a rub and tug. Tip the "masseuse" extra before she begins. Tell her you want to stay and watch whatever kind of happy ending they come up with. Then take her to the Old Country Buffet. Keep an eye on what types of foods she is eating the most and is enjoying, then when she isnt looking fill up ziplock bags with said food and put it in your jacket pocket and save for later. On the way home ask her to stop at the free clinic and run in and grab some free condoms (it will let her know that "youre in" for later). When you arrive home, break out the Boones Farm. Snow Creek Berry is my favorite. Then, bust out the ziplock bag and give her some of the food you stole. It will show her you care and that you were attentive enough to know what she was enjoying. When she goes to freshen up in the bathroom, strip off all your clothes and do the pose of your choice in the living room (naked man, works 67% of the time) and have at it. Edited February 4, 2009 by DrunkBomber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Nothing says love like pubic hair removal. Hell show your artistic side and draw a logo or something while you are down there. It shows you care. Edited February 4, 2009 by southsideirish71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Make sure you get all angles, and gotta have good lighting...you get higher ratings on your amateur porn vids when they have an array of angles. She'll be pissed if you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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