witesoxfan Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 wait i mean ch**** you for eating the whole f***ing wheel of f*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiddleCoastBias Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Reprising my role as a good Chicagolander in my last nights in Chicago. After spending two months in DC looking for work and housing, it feels good to come back and get drunk in the Central time zone one last time and have an extra hour to work with. Salutations Chicago, I will continue to drink in your honor... every night of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 (edited) So last night was awesome. My fraternity got me and all the other seniors a stretch Hummer (it's tradition), and we spent the night riding around to a bunch of different parties that all the sororities had for us (it's our big philanthropy week). Anyway, every stop was spent getting fed shots and beer, and other free stuff (cigars, candy, etc). Well, I ended up apparently going back to this girl's apartment that I'm dating, and put on a blanket like a cape and said to call me "King Mufasa." No idea where that came from. Sounds lame, but I guess I was cracking all these girls up just doing and saying random s***. Though, her roommate referred to me as King Mufasa this morning so I may not live that one down... Also walked into a door I guess, fell into the wall a time or two, and fell over the couch. I had fun. Edited October 1, 2009 by dasox24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Ladies and gentlemen of soxtalk. I want to ass this question my friends. what do you do when your takin a giant dump and an anaconda the size of cecil fielders left booby comes up through the toilet bowl and bites your left buttocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 blehhhhhhhhhhhh toga party killedddddddddddddd my ass ~son of a ryde~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 2, 2009 -> 01:31 AM) Ladies and gentlemen of soxtalk. I want to ass this question my friends. what do you do when your takin a giant dump and an anaconda the size of cecil fielders left booby comes up through the toilet bowl and bites your left buttocks? 1. I don't liked being assed. 2. Be happy it didn't grab sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I am f***ed up. I dont even know what to say, i drank too much. this is what happens, i shouldnt do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 (edited) So, last night my friends all meet up with someone we know who bartends, and there at the bar is this awesome girl who's an old friend of the bartender we know. Cute, nice personality, and all over my shiznit. What's best is she's not even from around the area. So, I'm thinking maybe one night stand. And she's giving me all the hints that she's interested in hooking up too. After leaving the first bar we decide the night must continue and decided to visit a 4am dive. On the way there she calls me twice to make sure I'm still going. So I show up, and the flirting is ratcheted up a notch. Now it's basically, in so many words, "mama wants some dick." So at one point we're talking, only to be interrupted with silence as we're gazing into each others eyes. She wraps her arms around my waist, and as I move in to kiss her.....she turns her head away. My friends were DYING laughing. I played it off cool, but deep down I was pissed. After that it was like a light switch and her personality turned off. She was probably embarrassed for the both of us. Really, I don't know if I was only a self esteem boost or if I ruined it by attempting a kiss her at that moment. You'd have to be there to know the full scale of this girl flirting. It wasn't just me misreading her. Whatever the reason, basically, I don't think I can call this girl again. If she contacts me, cool; otherwise, she can have a nice life. Edited October 3, 2009 by Flash Tizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Flash, that girl sounds like a major tease. In the end, would she be worth it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Oct 3, 2009 -> 10:27 AM) Flash, that girl sounds like a major tease. In the end, would she be worth it? In the end? Hell yeah if she was into that sort of thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Oct 3, 2009 -> 09:27 AM) Flash, that girl sounds like a major tease. In the end, would she be worth it? Nope. I learned a long time ago to graciously accept rejection. One of my buddies wanted me to text her that I'm sorry, but I already apologized once. I'm done with that. It was just mind boggling because I had never seen a girl put so much effort into me, only to change face so quickly. And it wasn't as if we were right next to my friends when I tried to kiss her. We were at the end of the bar by ourselves. It just so happened at that moment everyone had their attention towards us. My bartender friend suggested today that I was taking it too fast with her (which she probably told him to say), but that's the type of excuse someone says if they're interested in someone as a girlfriend/boyfriend. And she sure as hell didn't give off that impression. I think, talking to my friend, she just used that as an excuse to put me down easy. That way, maybe she thinks I'll contact her in the future and continue feeding her ego. It's better giving me that impression than the alternative of "I just wanted to have the attention of a guy tonight." Unless of course she wants it in the end. Then I'll do whatever is necessary. Edited October 3, 2009 by Flash Tizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I don't know why you even apologized once. She led you on and deserves no further attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 How dare this thread make it to page motherf***in' 3? Wite? Heads? Ace? Where my brothers at? I'll keep it going. Ladies and gentlemen of Soxtalk. What do you do when a girl wants to bang you just to make her friend mad? And I know what you're gonna say. f*** HER! Problem is I kinda like her. And I would feel bad if I hit it and then I never heard from her again. Why you say? Because I f***ing like her. There, I said it. I'm officially a p****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 23, 2009 -> 12:50 AM) How dare this thread make it to page motherf***in' 3? Wite? Heads? Ace? Where my brothers at? I'll keep it going. Ladies and gentlemen of Soxtalk. What do you do when a girl wants to bang you just to make her friend mad? And I know what you're gonna say. f*** HER! Problem is I kinda like her. And I would feel bad if I hit it and then I never heard from her again. Why you say? Because I f***ing like her. There, I said it. I'm officially a p****. Tap it so good she has to see you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Oct 23, 2009 -> 01:06 AM) Tap it so good she has to see you again. Thank you. Brotherbigruss. That's exactly what I needed to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 23, 2009 -> 12:50 AM) How dare this thread make it to page motherf***in' 3? Wite? Heads? Ace? Where my brothers at? I'll keep it going. Ladies and gentlemen of Soxtalk. What do you do when a girl wants to bang you just to make her friend mad? And I know what you're gonna say. f*** HER! Problem is I kinda like her. And I would feel bad if I hit it and then I never heard from her again. Why you say? Because I f***ing like her. There, I said it. I'm officially a p****. Man I had a f***ing .29 alcohol level just last week, and was drunk the night before too. I keep forgetting to log on and find this damn thread. I think I'm drinking Saturday, but I might pass out though... as my friend is leaving for the force, and he wants to challenge me one last time before he goes. Thanks for the shout-out though J4L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Oct 23, 2009 -> 12:50 AM) How dare this thread make it to page motherf***in' 3? Wite? Heads? Ace? Where my brothers at? I'll keep it going. Ladies and gentlemen of Soxtalk. What do you do when a girl wants to bang you just to make her friend mad? And I know what you're gonna say. f*** HER! Problem is I kinda like her. And I would feel bad if I hit it and then I never heard from her again. Why you say? Because I f***ing like her. There, I said it. I'm officially a p****. Honestly, sex is sex. We are all consenting adults. HOWEVER You do NOT want to get involved in sleeping with a girl you actually like if this is part of a power play on her part with her friends. DO NOT get involved in that, you will only get f***ed in the end, and I don't mean in the good way. DISCLAIMER*** If she is incredibly smoking hot, bang her for the memories...oh, the memories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (SoxAce @ Oct 23, 2009 -> 01:20 AM) Man I had a f***ing .29 alcohol level just last week, and was drunk the night before too. I keep forgetting to log on and find this damn thread. I think I'm drinking Saturday, but I might pass out though... as my friend is leaving for the force, and he wants to challenge me one last time before he goes. Thanks for the shout-out though J4L. I never really thought about figuring out your BAC just for the heck of it. I always associate it with driving. I might start doing this sometimes for the fun of it. Anyway, this is a cool story (I think), but... Last Tuesday, my TA for one of my business classes bought 7 pitchers of yuengling/shiner bock divided among 3 of us. He's a badass former VP of Marketing of an Aerospace Engineering company who has already made tons of money and is now getting his PhD to become a professor. Got a wife and 2 kids, and just went out to the bars with me and another guy, and bought us everything. Anyway, according to this online BAC converter, I should have had a 0.23 BAC after our 4 hours of drinking. It was an awesome night. This 44 year old dude just giving us lessons on life and business, etc. Never thought I'd experience anything like it with a teacher. He's a great teacher too. One of my favorites of college so far. Edited October 23, 2009 by dasox24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 I pissed in a 64 ounce bottle of gatorade last night and filled it over halfway. That's a liter of piss for those of you keeping score at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Oct 31, 2009 -> 04:10 PM) I pissed in a 64 ounce bottle of gatorade last night and filled it over halfway. That's a liter of piss for those of you keeping score at home. Want a cookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Oct 31, 2009 -> 03:10 PM) I pissed in a 64 ounce bottle of gatorade last night and filled it over halfway. That's a liter of piss for those of you keeping score at home. We're not worthy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 1st Hookah, so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 QUOTE (MattZakrowski @ Nov 1, 2009 -> 02:46 AM) 1st Hookah, so good. i had a horrible, horrible sore throat for a week after my 1st hookah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 QUOTE (SnB @ Nov 1, 2009 -> 01:29 PM) i had a horrible, horrible sore throat for a week after my 1st hookah. I feel fine today, surprisingly enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigruss Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Everclear leaves me with a bad hangover. But that Apple Pie tasted sooo good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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