witesoxfan Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 The basic premise is that if you drink enough beer to get a "beer gut," and you flex your stomach, it is still actually hard, almost as if you have a 6-pack but instead have consumed too many 6-packs. So as a result, we would clench our stomachs and use each other as a punching bag, because we were drunk and it was fun. And I am in a fraternity, so that's why it was relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Nov 6, 2009 -> 11:12 PM) I got drunk on one dollar by pretending I knew Miranda tonight. Who the f*** is Miranda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 QUOTE (NIUSox @ Nov 7, 2009 -> 03:19 PM) Agreed I had a wild-turkey and 151 combined shot, called the 252, this past weekend....after a whole s***load of shots....wow, it not only felt like burning, it "tasted like burning". One of the most awful shots I've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Nov 12, 2009 -> 06:33 PM) I had a wild-turkey and 151 combined shot, called the 252, this past weekend....after a whole s***load of shots....wow, it not only felt like burning, it "tasted like burning". One of the most awful shots I've ever had. Wild Turkey shot + Yukon Jack shot + Bacardi 151 shot + hint of cranberry juice + hint of grenadine + whipped cream on top 4.5 ounces of "Looks like fun" followed by 4.5 ounces of "what the f*** just happened to me?". Thankfully my body didn't know shots were bad for me at that point. They know now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I also blame Knight for my recent Meatloaf obsession. Thanks for reminding me of one of the greatest artists of the generation before me! (no, seriously, thank you) I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 f*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Nov 15, 2009 -> 05:25 AM) f*** post padder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Gotta love when you text a girl to say whats up and you get this text back "wanna f***?!?" Too bad she's not in the same town as me tonight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Wait, she says she is in town. Interesting. We'll see where this goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Or she made that up. Son of a b****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 This is far too coherent of an account for you Heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 I never got much past buzzed tonight. I could have really gone for some awkward sex tonight, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Nov 20, 2009 -> 01:28 AM) I never got much past buzzed tonight. I could have really gone for some awkward sex tonight, though. Awkward sex rocks your socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Trance music is sexy. Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 (edited) After a heavy night of drinking our mostly mut asses off, (friend's 24th B-Day) I woke up yesterday (officially) with a cat on my crouch and a dog laying next to my face at my friend's crib and others friends in the next room (some also passed out, some weren't. My ass also hurts. Needless to say I was probably raped, then the animals had their way with me. Ace = Used and abused. No wait.... Edited November 22, 2009 by SoxAce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautox Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 goose island off of sheff and north ftw; that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Nov 22, 2009 -> 02:36 AM) After a heavy night of drinking our mostly mut asses off, (friend's 24th B-Day) I woke up yesterday (officially) with a cat on my crouch and a dog laying next to my face at my friend's crib and others friends in the next room (some also passed out, some weren't. My ass also hurts. Needless to say I was probably raped, then the animals had their way with me. Ace = Used and abused. No wait.... lol, that reminds me of the old joke... If you went camping with someone and you woke up with your ass hurting, would you tell anyone? [person answers no] Wanna go camping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 boa vs python is such a great move 2 dollars at block buster cuz they closing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Wow, I havent been this drunk in a while .Its kinda nice. Im eating hot fgos with relish and ketichip. and Fruit Gushers. MMMMMMMM. Oh, and I also mnad progress with a girl that everyone refers to as "nipples." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Dec 5, 2009 -> 01:28 AM) Wow, I havent been this drunk in a while .Its kinda nice. Im eating hot fgos with relish and ketichip. and Fruit Gushers. MMMMMMMM. Oh, and I also mnad progress with a girl that everyone refers to as "nipples." Final Four weekends are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I'm not drunk, but boy is my roommate. It was his 21st tonight, so naturally, I went all out and spent a ton of money on him buying the worst, nastiest, or strongest drinks I could buy. Let's just say that I've never seen this kind of volume of vomit. The guy was a tank for a while but he didn't pace himself because he was being cocky and now he's paying for it horribly. He's a little guy and had 12 shots/mixed drinks and a pitcher of PBR. It was insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Dec 11, 2009 -> 01:34 AM) I'm not drunk, but boy is my roommate. It was his 21st tonight, so naturally, I went all out and spent a ton of money on him buying the worst, nastiest, or strongest drinks I could buy. Let's just say that I've never seen this kind of volume of vomit. The guy was a tank for a while but he didn't pace himself because he was being cocky and now he's paying for it horribly. He's a little guy and had 12 shots/mixed drinks and a pitcher of PBR. It was insane. Hahahahaha de ja vu of my 23rd this year, cept add about 10 shots and the pitcher was I believe a Jager mixture (friends still don't tell me what the hell they put in that thing besides jager) Sad thing was.. we went to another bar, and then I throw up in the bathroom, then on the floor, almost got kicked out, friend put a pitcher in my face and I throw up basically an entire pitcher and a half. Worse part is, they took pictures of it (which I still haven't seen) and on my way out supposedly fall twice on the concrete (explains the cuts/scraps) then fell in my friend's grass. (and guess what... he has a dog so naturally you know what I fell into) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 So Madden is a great drinking game because if your better, ou drink more, so the gap closes by the end of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 QUOTE (MattZakrowski @ Dec 12, 2009 -> 02:14 AM) So Madden is a great drinking game because if your better, ou drink more, so the gap closes by the end of the game. what rules are you playing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 dude, Pearl Jam "Ten" is f***ing amazing, espcially if you get the whole mini-opera (Alive->Once->Footsteps) involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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