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QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 23, 2009 -> 01:14 PM)
Cant read it from work. Please tell me he just twittered "Eastbound and Down has been extended indefinately"

Well I know they're doing season 2 but I only linked his account because he had a lot of funny tweets.

 

Some examples:

 

Earth Day? I couldn't give two s***s. I'm here every f***ing day.

 

Drove some blonde b**** all the way to Claire's yesterday, only to f***ing find out they don't do taint piercings anymore.

 

You know when you have to take a s*** real bad and you hold it in and then it sometimes goes away? What the f***ing f*** is that about?

 

Time to get ready for the f***ing Easter egg hunt in this chick's vagina. We're using 'mouth only rules' this year.

 

"More cushin' for the pushin" is bulls***. The b**** is fat as f***. You got needs and she's got the vag. Don't make excuses for your dick.

 

Ladies, if you've got it, please trim the ass hair. It's like holding a f***ing chimp when we're boning it up.

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 23, 2009 -> 01:26 PM)
Well I know they're doing season 2 but I only linked his account because he had a lot of funny tweets.

 

Some examples:

 

Earth Day? I couldn't give two s***s. I'm here every f***ing day.

 

Drove some blonde b**** all the way to Claire's yesterday, only to f***ing find out they don't do taint piercings anymore.

 

You know when you have to take a s*** real bad and you hold it in and then it sometimes goes away? What the f***ing f*** is that about?

 

Time to get ready for the f***ing Easter egg hunt in this chick's vagina. We're using 'mouth only rules' this year.

 

"More cushin' for the pushin" is bulls***. The b**** is fat as f***. You got needs and she's got the vag. Don't make excuses for your dick.

 

Ladies, if you've got it, please trim the ass hair. It's like holding a f***ing chimp when we're boning it up.

 

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