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Q: What do the New York Yankees and the Chicago Cubs have in common?

 

A: Neither team has won a World Series since moving into its new ball park.

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A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out, and to his surprise, the rectum starts singing, "Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna..."

The student is amazed, and places the cork back in the backside. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.

 

"Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again.

 

"Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna..."

"So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the students discovery.

 

"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.

 

"Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "I've heard hundreds of assholes sing that stupid song."

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QUOTE (PlaySumFnJurny @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 11:48 AM)
Q: What do the New York Yankees and the Chicago Cubs have in common?

 

A: Neither team has won a World Series since moving into its new ball park.

 

 

QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 04:45 PM)
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out, and to his surprise, the rectum starts singing, "Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna..."

The student is amazed, and places the cork back in the backside. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.

 

"Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again.

 

"Hey Chicago what do you say... the Cubs are gonna..."

"So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the students discovery.

 

"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.

 

"Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "I've heard hundreds of assholes sing that stupid song."

 

:notworthy

Two excellent post in a row

 

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QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 23, 2009 -> 01:53 PM)
LOL, Bradley is hilarious. He got booed yesterday for lack of hustle when he didnt run out a grounder and didnt try hard for a popup, and Lou had a talk with him today.

 

Totally reformed

 

They weren't saying "Booo", they were saying "Booo-urns".

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The media likes to paint Cubs fans as very loyal followers, rooting for their team through thick and thin. The reality is that they turn on their players quicker than any other fanbase in baseball. Racism, booing, garbage on the field. Those are the true actions of Cubs fans.

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have to love Len Kasper and Brenley spinning Samardjza (sp?). Kasper ignoring his bad September last year in talking about his progress as a pitcher. I mean, if you want you can say he had pitched more than he ever had and he might of been tired, but to ignore it and basically say he's never really struggled in pro ball is silly. Then Brenley saying the Reds got a lucky hit to score two runs when it was hit nicely up the middle AFTER the Reds were robbed of a run by the vine rule.

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QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ Apr 23, 2009 -> 04:06 PM)
have to love Len Kasper and Brenley spinning Samardjza (sp?). Kasper ignoring his bad September last year in talking about his progress as a pitcher. I mean, if you want you can say he had pitched more than he ever had and he might of been tired, but to ignore it and basically say he's never really struggled in pro ball is silly. Then Brenley saying the Reds got a lucky hit to score two runs when it was hit nicely up the middle AFTER the Reds were robbed of a run by the vine rule.

Especially since the ball was about an inch into the vines and 100% visible and accessable to Soriano.

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As if Wrigley Field weren't commercialized enough, Cubs fans now have to endure the sound of Luna Carpet's phone number jingle every time a Cubs player hits a double.

 

Luna Carpet, known for their ubiquitous 773-202-Luna local television commercial, struck a deal with the Cubs to play the insistent tune over the stadium loudspeaker immediately after every Cubs two-bagger. Fans should expect to hear the song quite a lot this season, according to Team Marketing Report executive editor Jon Greenberg, who broke the story:

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QUOTE (RockRaines @ Apr 23, 2009 -> 03:39 PM)
The media likes to paint Cubs fans as very loyal followers, rooting for their team through thick and thin. The reality is that they turn on their players quicker than any other fanbase in baseball. Racism, booing, garbage on the field. Those are the true actions of Cubs fans.

 

Are we really any better? Booing DeWayne Wise on just the 2nd day of the season was pretty pathetic.

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QUOTE (SoxFan101 @ Apr 24, 2009 -> 01:31 AM)
Are we really any better? Booing DeWayne Wise on just the 2nd day of the season was pretty pathetic.

 

Yes...cause that was obvious booing towards the front office for the awful decision of leading off Wise.

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QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 23, 2009 -> 08:32 PM)
Yes...cause that was obvious booing towards the front office for the awful decision of leading off Wise.

 

No, obvious for us on this board that it was KW's fault, for the avg fan they were booing Wise. You give people way too much credit.

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