bmags Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 If I made it to Congress, which I would never run for (in political speak that means I'm already running) I'd propose the following bill, During a joint speak to Congress, all standing applause must wait until the speech is over, under punishment of caning. Time is money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeSox Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) I would like to add an amendment making Twittering illegal. And not just in Congress. Edit: Also, I've attached a $100M earmark to your bill for my home district Edited March 4, 2009 by StrangeSox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Mar 4, 2009 -> 10:26 AM) If I made it to Congress, which I would never run for (in political speak that means I'm already running) I'd propose the following bill, During a joint speak to Congress, all standing applause must wait until the speech is over, under punishment of caning. Time is money. I'd vote for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Mar 4, 2009 -> 10:35 AM) I'd vote for it. +2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Mar 4, 2009 -> 10:26 AM) If I made it to Congress, which I would never run for (in political speak that means I'm already running) I'd propose the following bill, During a joint speak to Congress, all standing applause must wait until the speech is over, under punishment of caning. Time is money. [stands and applauds] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted March 4, 2009 Author Share Posted March 4, 2009 It's like they've never been to a graduation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 No one older than me should be tweeting . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 QUOTE (Texsox @ Mar 4, 2009 -> 09:44 AM) No one older than me should be tweeting . . . I believe the world's oldest birds can live to somewhere on the order of 50 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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