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[Steve9347]

TCQ!!!

[Steve9347]

Looks like you f***s dismissed Elijah Dukes a tad too early.

[knightni]

I was waiting for this post.

[rangercal]

Here's a few things I've noticed in my drafts, and since I am done I will release my knowledge in case any of you have some late ones scheduled.

Hilarious Post. Without touching Adenhart, I will disect the rest of this post almost 3 months later. (even though you already got your balls busted 2 months ago.)

 

 

Clayton Kershaw

I have no idea why IDIOTS out there are not more all over this kid. He's going to be a top ten starting pitcher this year. Think of the run support, plus his natural progression. I'm calling 17 wins and he's going like pick 140 (to me) in every draft. Last year was a primer, this year he busts out. Just look to his 20/4 K/BB ratio in Spring. IDIOTS.

I agree with some of this, especially in a keeper league. Though, he has not busted out yet.

 

 

Matt Wieters

I've seen people dropping this kid. They are nuts. He's probably the best catcher in baseball right now, but the Orioles are (smartly) playing the arb clock game with him. Draft him and patch him with a guy like AJ or Kelly Shoppach for a month and a half and then laugh as you have the best catcher from then on...

Best catcher? LMAO . Maybe next year, but I still have a hard time believing he will catch Mauer within the next 5 years.

 

Closers

I laugh anytime someone takes a closer before like round 14. Guys like Hanrahan, Motte, and Devine can be had super late. HILARIOUS

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So which one of those guys are a closer?

 

There's a lot more, but these are the glaring problems. Also, if some dork drops David Price in your league, pick him up.

May 19 12:53am David Price (TB - SP) Drop Sticky Steve Waivers

 

11th place Steve?

 

1. ZoomSlowik 58-35-7 .615 - 9-1-0 6 1

2. Knight's Shrubberies 51-42-7 .545 7 5-5-0 10 17

3. Byrnes When I Peavy 50-43-7 .535 8 1-9-0 1 32

4. Drunkchimps 52-46-2 .530 8.5 8-2-0 12 7

5. Pineapple Express 49-44-7 .525 9 7-3-0 4 7

6. SlavsStuds 49-47-4 .510 10.5 5-5-0 9 2

7. SayItAintSoooosa 47-45-8 .510 10.5 2-7-1 3 16

8. Asshats Avengers 3.0 47-47-6 .500 11.5 7-2-1 8 24

9. Flairs 45-50-5 .475 14 7-1-2 5 13

10. Lillibridge2Nowhere 43-49-8 .470 14.5 2-8-0 7 5

11. Sticky Steve 38-54-8 .420 19.5 3-7-0 11 22

12. Sexy 34-61-5 .365 25 1-7-2 2 -

Edited June 19, 2009 by rangercal

[knightni]

Aug 11 update:

 

Clayton Kershaw - 8-6 5 2/3 IP average per start 72 BB to 133 K, solid ERA of 2.73 - above average 5th round pitcher

 

Matt Wieters - 3 hr 15 rbi .260 ba in 49 games - not ready for a roster spot in most 10-12 team leagues.

 

Hanrahan, Motte, and Devine - None are closers as of now.

 

Elijah Dukes - still crazy after all these years - .250 ba 7 hr 42 rbi 2 sb 8 cs

 

 

Nick Adenhart - RIP

 

David Price - 5-4 13 GS 4.90 ERA 1.60 WHIP

 

 

 

 

(Daddy)