Heads22 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html She apparently didn't say wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:04 PM) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html She apparently didn't say wow. seeing the mugshots, looks like shamwow guy got beat up by a hooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 QUOTE (mr_genius @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:24 PM) seeing the mugshots, looks like shamwow guy got beat up by a hooker AND the ugly stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Wow.. amazing what no makeup can do to a guy away from T.V. I couldn't believe has was that old and then the mug shots happened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 QUOTE (SoxAce @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:54 PM) Wow.. amazing what no makeup can do to a guy away from T.V. I couldn't believe has was that old and then the mug shots happened.. Was just thinking the same thing. Thought the dude was in his 30's from tv. He looks messed up without the magic makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (SoxFanForever @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 05:08 PM) Was just thinking the same thing. Thought the dude was in his 30's from tv. He looks messed up without the magic makeup. The Magic Makeup should be his next product. "Look at my horrific mug. Who wants to see THIS waking up next to ya? Now I smear on some Magic Makeup and watch the years fade away!....doesn't work on the lazy eye, though....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (The Critic @ Mar 27, 2009 -> 07:01 PM) The Magic Makeup should be his next product. "Look at my horrific mug. Who wants to see THIS waking up next to ya? Now I smear on some Magic Makeup and watch the years fade away!....doesn't work on the lazy eye, though....." Haha, classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Was just thinking the same thing. Thought the dude was in his 30's from tv. He looks messed up without the magic makeup. He looks like someone Bart Simpson would prank call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It looks like one of those before and after Meth posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Ide pay to f*** that prostitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 12:34 AM) It looks like one of those before and after Meth posters. LOL, that is SPOT on. QUOTE (T R U @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 04:36 AM) Ide pay to f*** that prostitute You better watch your tongue. That girl has a mean streak in her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Did the Shamwow work on the blood??? I almost bought some Shamwow's yesterday...but then I got my s*** together and walked away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 09:54 AM) Did the Shamwow work on the blood??? I almost bought some Shamwow's yesterday...but then I got my s*** together and walked away. I got them for both my mom and dad for christmas as a side gift, and they both love them. My stepdad in particular uses them to clean up everything, wash the car, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 10:54 AM) I almost bought some Shamwow's yesterday...but then I got my s*** together and walked away. But wait. . . There's MORE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (T R U @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 04:36 AM) Ide pay to f*** that prostitute This post seems like it might have been under the influence between "Ide" and the time of it, but I have a hard time arguing. For a prostitute, she's not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 The funny part of that police report is where they have to specify any tattoos and the pro has "lucky" tattooed on her back. And I can't believe the ShamWow guy is making so much money from being the voice of these things that he's staying at the Setai and paying $1k to get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JorgeFabregas Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (3E8 @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 11:48 AM) The funny part of that police report is where they have to specify any tattoos and the pro has "lucky" tattooed on her back. And I can't believe the ShamWow guy is making so much money from being the voice of these things that he's staying at the Setai and paying $1k to get laid He is the owner of the company or whatever. He's not a spokesperson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 QUOTE (JorgeFabregas @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 11:17 AM) He is the owner of the company or whatever. He's not a spokesperson. Yep. He owns both the ShamWow and SlapChop. He's sold over 3 million ShamWows. I think he can swing a hotel room and a whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Everyone knows there's no kissing on the lips. Didn't this guy see "Pretty Woman"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (JorgeFabregas @ Mar 28, 2009 -> 12:17 PM) He is the owner of the company or whatever. He's not a spokesperson. Isnt he owner AND spokesperson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JorgeFabregas Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Of course! Wait, no. Let's argue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Why exactly does he need a headset in that commercial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 2, 2009 -> 01:36 AM) Why exactly does he need a headset in that commercial? Because he's standing by to take your order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2009 -> 12:45 AM) Because he's standing by to take your order! or he is on standby with an escort service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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