bighurt4life Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Apparently DW hurt his knee pretty badly slipping in the bathtub at home, he might be out for the season, the team has pulled Jerry Owens off of waivers and he'll be our everyday CF and leadoff going into the season. HOLY CRAP, I thought JO was gone forever. http://rotoworld.com/sox_wise/13{ Edited April 1, 2009 by bighurt4life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilmot825 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 If this isn't an April Fools joke than I hate the way the world turns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Pretty good pace already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 God Dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 It's an April Fool joke obviously. But it's not that big of one. Even if this is true it's nothing earth-rattling. Out for the season after slipping in the tub? LOL. Come on, that's the best you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klaus kinski Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 04:00 AM) It's an April Fool joke obviously. But it's not that big of one. Even if this is true it's nothing earth-rattling. Out for the season after slipping in the tub? LOL. Come on, that's the best you got? If this was about Crede, I would have believed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuna Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Seriously? Wise is suppose to get people upset around here? Go big or stay home...shoulda said Quentin reinjured the wrist, they're moving Wise to left and Owens to Center. The rage doesn't allow them to think rationally and realize it's April 1st. Step it up man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jphat007 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Apparently I'm the only idiot here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justBLAZE Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Got me going for a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I was wondering what the joke would be today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (jphat007 @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 01:07 PM) Apparently I'm the only idiot here. I CAN'T wait until April 2nd gets here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longshot7 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 April Fools is LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I have been on alert for April Fool's jokes, so I knew right away, but Wise to Owens isn't necessarily a downgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (TheBigHurt @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 02:00 AM) It's an April Fool joke obviously. But it's not that big of one. Even if this is true it's nothing earth-rattling. Out for the season after slipping in the tub? LOL. Come on, that's the best you got? QUOTE (chwhtsox @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 05:59 AM) Seriously? Wise is suppose to get people upset around here? Go big or stay home...shoulda said Quentin reinjured the wrist, they're moving Wise to left and Owens to Center. The rage doesn't allow them to think rationally and realize it's April 1st. Step it up man... I wasn't trying to go big. Wanted something somewhat believable. Also, thought it would be funny to think of having JO back on the team after so many have been waiting years for us to dump him only to bring him back a couple days later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I see that it would be somewhat believable. You should've said he got injured in warm-ups today and after the MRI, showed he had contusions or something. Then say Owens was recalled from the minors plus a pargraph that looks like rotoworld. Then a hyperlink at least. I give you a D for effort, because that's where this failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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