BigSqwert Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I set up a meeting with my boss and gave him my 2 week notice and told him I took a position at Playboy Enterprises in their finance group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I slept through class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 01:31 PM) I slept through class. Im sure all of SIU was fooled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Told my friend the Cubs had traded for Peavy. He's a Cub fan and believed it for about 10 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Im sure all of SIU was fooled They were sleeping too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) I spent some time getting to know CADIE Edited April 1, 2009 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I told my wife I had chlamydia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 02:16 PM) I told my wife I had chlamydia. I'm sure that went over well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 03:26 PM) I'm sure that went over well. She didn't buy it, which I guess is a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Told my fiance (who is a teacher) that it snowed while she was still half asleep. I should have taken the joke one step further by turning on the radio to listen to school closings. note to self: Record school closings next year on a snow day and replay it on April Fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 02:16 PM) I told my wife I had chlamydia. You know...the key to a good April Fool's prank is to make something up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 02:27 PM) She didn't buy it, which I guess is a good thing. She could've easily turned that one on you by saying she's the one who gave it to you. She really could've gotten you bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 04:37 PM) She could've easily turned that one on you by saying she's the one who gave it to you. She really could've gotten you bad. She told me she knew it was coming, and that I needed to step up my game. Her daughter got her really good though. Typed up a fake progress report w/bad grades on it and gave it to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet. It worked quite well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 09:44 PM) I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet. It worked quite well. brb doing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 08:44 PM) I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet. It worked quite well. Did she call you Terrell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 09:11 PM) brb doing this Follow up needed. QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 09:13 PM) Did she call you Terrell? Only about 8 times. Added with a lot of "are you serious?" "are you stupid?" and then i had a laughing fit, i think she caught on because she hung up on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet. It worked quite well. My god, that's brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideDon48 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I told a Cubs fan friend at work last night that Ryan Dempster will start the season on the DL because he had an accident and broke his right elbow. He fell for it, such a diehard Cubbie fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 My mom called me last night and had me going for 15 minutes, telling me their garage collapsed overnight from all the recent rain and wind. (note: the garage is a million years old) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I told people in London that the Bank of Scotland was possessed and need to be destroyed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 2, 2009 -> 12:12 AM) Follow up needed. I guess my brother called my mom, and I was waiting for her to call me last night, and she didn't. She woulda fallen for it though, she's easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigklita Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 08:44 PM) I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet. It worked quite well. What you should have done is tell here it was because you used a ziploc bag as a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 1, 2009 -> 08:44 PM) I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant. Took it one step further by having my sister call my mom and ask if she had heard about it yet. It worked quite well. As great as that is, it's just not a conversation I want to have with my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I told my girlfriend I shaved my mustache. Upon seeing her that day - April Fool's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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