danman31 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (rangercal @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 12:19 PM) VOTE 4 CHUCK What is with this Chuck s***? Why Chuck? He is not a fat white 40-year-old living in Nebraska. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (danman31 @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 01:23 PM) What is with this Chuck s***? Why Chuck? He is not a fat white 40-year-old living in Nebraska. .....or Missouri.... It wasn't me who anointed him "Chuck" . Someone else did, but who am I to argue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (rangercal @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 12:35 PM) .....or Missouri.... It wasn't me who anointed him "Chuck" . Someone else did, but who am I to argue? I just go to school in Missouri, I have no problem bashing the state. I'm in my college bubble for one more month. Besides, I could start pulling garbage jokes for the state of New Jersey. Quentin deserves a better nickname than Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Chappas Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (danman31 @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 12:23 PM) What is with this Chuck s***? Why Chuck? He is not a fat white 40-year-old living in Nebraska. No but he would be a biggest badass Texas Ranger that ever walked. Think the Mexican version of Shaft! He comes equipped with the big ass stick and all. Also during the Bowflex commercials he could just growl........well I guess that would be his wife but this covers all infomercails that he would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (danman31 @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 01:38 PM) I just go to school in Missouri, I have no problem bashing the state. I'm in my college bubble for one more month. Besides, I could start pulling garbage jokes for the state of New Jersey. Quentin deserves a better nickname than Chuck. I would love to help you with the Jersey jokes! (I was born and raised in Logan Square/Lincoln Park areas in Chicago) I have about 10 good Tshirt Ideas for NJ I own this http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/images/sh...njshelflife.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (danman31 @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 06:38 PM) I just go to school in Missouri, I have no problem bashing the state. I'm in my college bubble for one more month. Besides, I could start pulling garbage jokes for the state of New Jersey. Quentin deserves a better nickname than Chuck. Stop bashing Missouri. It's especially pretty in Columbia, I'm about to head to three creeks park to read. This is the prettiest town I've lived in. Sorry Naperville/Aurora. but besides that, Quentin is well-respected in the baseball scene in Columbia, MO. In the two baseball drafts I've done, people get angry when Quentin is selected because they all think he is their own little secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 01:46 PM) Stop bashing Missouri. It's especially pretty in Columbia, I'm about to head to three creeks park to read. This is the prettiest town I've lived in. Sorry Naperville/Aurora. but besides that, Quentin is well-respected in the baseball scene in Columbia, MO. In the two baseball drafts I've done, people get angry when Quentin is selected because they all think he is their own little secret. Who are you, and why are you posting under bmags's profile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 01:46 PM) Stop bashing Missouri. It's especially pretty in Columbia, I'm about to head to three creeks park to read. This is the prettiest town I've lived in. Sorry Naperville/Aurora. but besides that, Quentin is well-respected in the baseball scene in Columbia, MO. In the two baseball drafts I've done, people get angry when Quentin is selected because they all think he is their own little secret. For the record... I do not see anything wrong with Missouri. That's funny stuff about Chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whtsoxfan Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vc3BvcnRzY3JhY2suY29tL3RlZXNf**FyZGhpdHRpbnF1ZW50aW4uaHRtbA=="> Another new Sportscrack Tee, available exclusively at www.Sportscrack.com/store.html. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 So I did not see Carlos working on his swing at the White House... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 11:03 AM) So I did not see Carlos working on his swing at the White House... He hit a copy of the national budget with his bat so hard that afterwards it balanced itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 On his trip to the White House CQ anointed himself the new Secretary of Pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 CQ got the Palestinians and Israelis to sign a peace treaty merely by saying "you don't want me to have to come over there do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan562004 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I agree with Ozzie when he said Q isn't even locked in yet! You can tell by some of the swings he's taking at the plate. He is tremendous, hopefully he gets his AL MVP this year. I can't stop laughing everytime I see Eric Byrnes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bighurt4life Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 11:30 AM) I agree with Ozzie when he said Q isn't even locked in yet! You can tell by some of the swings he's taking at the plate. He is tremendous, hopefully he gets his AL MVP this year. I can't stop laughing everytime I see Eric Byrnes Eric Byrnes is a grinder though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 QUOTE (bighurt4life @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 02:17 PM) CQ got the Palestinians and Israelis to sign a peace treaty merely by saying "you don't want me to have to come over there do you?" He was speaking from a position of strength since both sides accept him as the one true God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCredeYes Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 QUOTE (G&T @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 01:39 PM) He was speaking from a position of strength since both sides accept him as the one true God. I'd let my girlfriend cheat on me, but if, and only if it was with Carlos Quentin. Only problem is, she doesn't have a strong enough uterus to handle TCQ's load, it'd blow like a shotgun through her back. He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 CQ got the Palestinians and Israelis to sign a peace treaty merely by saying "you don't want me to have to come over there do you?" LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfest Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 POST OF THE YEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 QUOTE (JoeCredeYes @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 05:25 PM) I'd let my girlfriend cheat on me, but if, and only if it was with Carlos Quentin. Only problem is, she doesn't have a strong enough uterus to handle TCQ's load, it'd blow like a shotgun through her back. He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 20, 2009 -> 08:07 AM) Its because he is white... Actually...nah, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 QUOTE (JoeCredeYes @ Apr 21, 2009 -> 06:25 PM) I'd let my girlfriend cheat on me, but if, and only if it was with Carlos Quentin. Only problem is, she doesn't have a strong enough uterus to handle TCQ's load, it'd blow like a shotgun through her back. He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him. Want a cookie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCredeYes Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 QUOTE (G&T @ Apr 22, 2009 -> 07:44 AM) Want a cookie? Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 QUOTE (JoeCredeYes @ Apr 22, 2009 -> 09:09 AM) Huh? Mallrats? No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCredeYes Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 QUOTE (G&T @ Apr 22, 2009 -> 02:12 PM) Mallrats? No? Haha, ahhh yes. If I remember correctly though they are chocolate covered pretzels in the movie, hence my confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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